#ofisaiahh

“when i got my license. sounds dumb, but hear me out though. it’s not like i’m a bad driver. i’m actually a pretty good driver. one time i was told i drive like a mom and i think that’s the best compliment ever. since they’re like protective of their kids and shit like that? but back to the point — it was a really important day for me because i failed my permit test four fucking times. in my defense, i didn’t study because i thought i just had that in the bag. guess not. so, naturally i thought — if i failed the written four times, i’m gonna probably do the same for the driving portion. but guess what... i passed that shit on the first try. suck on that florida dmv.”