#ofhonesty

            “Are you the one handing out these flyers?” What follows is a gesture at the flyer in question, held carefully, almost delicately in her hand--she is, undoubtedly, the kind of person who can’t stand when papers get stuffed in bags and end up creased and awful. It’s just...a pet peeve really, that borders on a serious issue. But that was beside the point. “--relax, not here to pick a fight, I promise. Just wondering if you can help me. You seem like the sorta person who might be able to.”

         ❝ are you a fan of horror flicks? ❞

Saves Jason the trouble of slashing the guy’s tires later. Probably. Though he does reach to flick the back of reddish-brown hair and point out, “As lovely as this show is, you’ve said ‘ignorant’ five times now and my milk’s getting warm, so why don’t we let McAssface over there grab his bags and get on with our lives.”

"Was that a joke? Because if it was, it wasn't funny."