“Pleased to make your acquaintance. This is Albedo, Chief Floor Guardian of Zolubu manor, and a fallen angel at his service, speaking. Master Earl Zolubu will be taking his nap for today and wishes not to be disturbed. You will regret it if you try to wake him up, unless it is an emergency that is worthy of actually being a emergency that garters his attention, not something minor. So, let him nap soundly, possibly dreaming of big bottoms, dreams about us, his loyal servants, and fierce fights that he would enjoy.”

“*Please.*“