the holy trinity

"we got a false report of what may or may not have been the victim, but was actually an ordinary chicken bone mrs. johnson had forgotten she'd given to the dog. when it returned the bone to her, she called the police crying about her dog being a murderer. it was very distressing for us all"

^^^^^^

“SO, YOUR MOM IS DEAD.”

proof that Ys are mysterious and unpredictable as that took the Weird Modern Suburban Name and swerved right into High-Fantasy Elven Priest. Archmage Themys Jeffersyn.

i’m just going to rewrite the whole thing so that young women aren’t punished for feeling things and being in love with each other 

ash/sam/hannah is a good and pure ship, but i havent really thought of only the two of them!! i bet theyd be really cute though. i think we've discussed Ashley Is A Compulsive Knitter before so theres that

romantically obviously i’m a sucker for these foolish no homo boys who are ridiculously gay constantly but don’t even realize it. i also love that bc of headcanon stuff they can talk to each other about relatable problems and be there for each other and Increase the gay