#office.

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The Haunted Office

The Haunted Office is what everyone calls the office where the bulk of my muses live. Appropriately named, it not only is currently home to multiple ghosts and several extraterrestrials, it is also sentient and goes by the name of Dorian. It furthermore used to be possessed by an extraterrestrial parasitic mist called the Dampening and has a shady habit of “kidnapping” people and beings from other dimensions. While it is no longer possessed, it does still have a tendency to attract paranormal and supernatural forces.

Once upon a time it was known as ABC Corporation, a business running under the guise of coordinating shipping logistics. What it was really doing was performing illicit psychological experiments on its employees. The business one day vanished to the outside world when Cyrus and Aurora concealed it, trapped the Dampening within it, and stuffed it into a black hole, thus preventing the mist from escaping and thus dooming the employees in the process.

The Dampening is dead now and the Office has been returned to the outside world. Everything outside is different than it was before, but at least the Haunted Office residents were able to take down the sky ads and help free most of the slasher zombies who were wandering around outside. The space mansions are still orbiting the Earth, but one day they hope to take those down as well.

In any case, folks often find themselves in the Haunted Office due to its tendency to "kidnap" them from their dimensions. It has an equal tendency of throwing its own residents into other dimensions. This all accounts for crossovers. Office residents do their best to help others feel at home as well as help others find their way back home, but beware - some of the spooks and kooks around the Office are kinda bored and like to scare visitors for fun.

Office Zero

Office Zero is the first office that the original Cyrus and Thursday came from. It suffered very much the same fate as the Haunted Office, only things came out much differently for the Narrators.

The most important, most major difference between Office Zero and the Haunted Office, is that Office Zero never connected with other offices. Neither the Narrators nor Stanley ever met any others outside of each other.

In this office’s timeline, Cyrus, Thursday, Stanley, and the office were all possessed by the Dampening mist. When the mist killed Stanley and consumed his soul, the Narrators were left with only each other to narrate stories for. They would take turns narrating for each other, although this caused even more tension because not only were they grieving for their Stanley, not only were they still at odds with each other, but also because of their wildly different narrating styles. Cyrus wanted to keep retelling Stanley’s story; Thursday wanted to tell new ones.

Eventually the mist burned through all the souls it had consumed, forcing it to kill the Narrators to feed on them. However, Cyrus was revived and saved by his sister Aurora, while Thursday was left to die. Immediately upon her death, her soul was consumed by the mist and hastily broken down, whereupon the mist starved to death and Thursday became the Reaper known today as Doomsday.

The whereabouts of Office Zero’s Cyrus and Aurora are currently unknown.

That Office

That Office is the office Thisday hails from. The Office from this timeline, while still owned by ABC Corporation, did not fall victim to the Dampening mist.

In That Office, everybody's roles are swapped.

Instead of Stanley being the Protagonist, he took 432′s place, although his number is still 427. He was mind controlled to sharpen pencils but was given no pencil sharpeners to complete his task, rather than being given no pencils like in other timelines.

Thisday - known as Thursday, employee 217, in That Office - is the Protagonist.

The Narrators’ roles are filled by (That) Aurora and (That) Mariella.

And (That) Cyrus is the Curator.

Their Office was isolated from outsiders, and only made contact with another Office for the first time when Thisday was "taken" from his Office by the Haunted Office. Now the two Offices have formed a friendship and work closely together.

The Ruined Office

...is actually one of many just like it.

More to be announced as the plot involving it unfolds!

Office.

One of the very first iterations of the Offices, it is identical to the Haunted Office in nearly every way, except that it has not connected with any of the other Offices. It is entirely isolated. It was also fitted with a beacon, which attracted an outsider into the Office when Stanley died. This person’s original name is a mystery, but the Narrators first called them Character before renaming them Rodney. They then became their new Protagonist and was given a new office - 427b. Rodney is owned by @fullstop-roleplays.

The Narrators are very different from the Cyrus and Thursday from the Haunted Office. They are how they would have been had they never met others from other Offices. They are manipulative and focused almost entirely on narrating. The Story is the most important thing to them. However they do adore Rodney. They treat him like a most precious creature.

Office UD8

This is the office Stanley Johnson and Arthur Wright are from.

UD8 was created by Arthur specifically for Stanley in order to keep him close and to keep him happy. After accidentally causing his death, Arthur knew that Stanley could not return to his normal life, so after reviving him he created the Office for him along with the Story and an entire "life" for him.

The US flag, but the stripes are redacted information in a report about the situation in Afghanistan by the german Foreign Office.

THE SKELETONS AS THE OFFICE CHARACTERS,

I have officially launched my first subscription package for exclusive Pigeon audios. There are already 8 audios available, and at $8 a month, you're basically paying $1 per audio. This deal will only get better as time goes on and I add more material! There is material "for the Dom" and "for the sub" and tags for easy browsing.

She Keeps Sucking After You Cum (5:59) Your partner gives you an enthusiastic blowjob and asks you where you want to cum.

Best Friend Confessions (5:50) Smoking with your best friend takes a turn when she reveals she's always had a crush on you and starts getting chatty about some of her fantasies

Sit Pretty, Sleepy Girl (4:49) Horny puppy comes into the kitchen and kneels while their Miss makes her something to eat.

Sit Pretty, Sleepy Boy (4:44) Horny puppy comes into the kitchen and kneels while their Miss makes him something to eat.

Bring Your Pet to Work Day (4:22) Its bring your pet to work day and you've got your little toy restrained by your desk. Each staff person is responsible for keeping their pet quiet and well-behaved. You've had to gag yours to keep the excitable thing quiet, but for some reason, your pet keeps making noise.

A Teasing Message (3:14) Your Domme girlfriend leaves you a teasing message while you're out running errands, excited for you to get home. (For maximum experience, listen with headphones in a public or semi-public setting)

Video Game Head (4:07) Your partner gives you a blowjob while you are playing a game and half paying attention.

Desk Pet Blowjob (6:22) You've been keeping your pet under your desk and you've finally found an opportunity to use their mouth.

Some (but not all the) Things to Expect in October

...a blowjob audio with praise for someone who uses she/her pronouns and likes to be called sweet and pretty...

.... you catch your sub masturbating and force them to describe the porn they are watching....

...an immersive experience for a wannabe deskpet, restrained while your Dom works...

An immersive experience for a pet who dreams of laying at their Mistress's feet while she sits at her desk. She praises you every so often while she works, scratching your head and telling you you're distracting.

Roleplay enhances this experience. The pet could be sitting quietly, restrained, masturbating... adjust to your own fantasies.

audio does use the term Good Boy