#offbeat classes

Steven Quartz-Universe: Friendship Paladin

Redemption Through Camaraderie

Smite With a Smile

Lay Hand in Hand

Enjoy your new life of PUTTING THE “PAL” IN

Garnet: Unity Monk

Fission Vision

Synchronized Striking

Transcendental Mediation

Enjoy your new life of PUTTING YOUR INDIVIDUAL HEADS, AND LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE, TOGETHER

Amethyst: Transformation Gladiator

Cirque du Cirques

The Morph Dodge Spectacular

Mimicry Mockery

Enjoy your new life of WHIPPING BOTH YOUR ENEMIES AND YOURSELF INTO SHAPE

Pearl: Precision Samurai

Bearer of Exacting Standards

Symmetrical Slices

Practice Conquers Prefecture

Enjoy your new life of ATTAINING PERFECT WORK (DOING IT BECAUSE IT’S YOUR JOB)-LIFE (DOING IT FOR HER) BALANCE

Peridot: Indignation Mechanic

Passive-Aggressive Resistors

Public Irks Projects

Spooled Ire

On that knightly note, Offbeat Classes staggers forth from hibernation and is back for an action-packed 2016! We've been woefully neglectful in clearing out the last dregs of the inbox, so! We'll be publishing the last couple of asks, polishing up and publishing some queued content we've been sitting on, and hopefully opening up shop again before the week is out.

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Finally and fully re-charging into battle, they who have sipped from the Holy Grail, the only knight to have pledged their service to their liege lord for as many lives as the job takes, it’s the one, the only:

Revival Knight

The three sections of this knight’s skill tree are:

Back with a Vengelance

Six Sieges and a Movie

Tourney-Bout Tournabout

Scaled, mailed, and ready to settle scores with Saint George, it’s the penultimate Pendragon, the two-tonnic hoarder, the:

Dragon Knight

The three sections of this knight’s skill tree are:

Vassalamander

Cockatrouncing And Jousting

Ridgeback Combat

From deep within the crenellations of the cranium, bearing a cogito ergo summons, keep your thoughts on the:

Psion Knight

The three sections of this knight’s skill tree are:

Royal Tournamentalist

Cerebrallistae

Tilting at Mind Wills

Belladonning a helm topped with venom de plume, harks the acoknight of Aciodnia, the:

Poison Knight

The three sections of this knight’s skill tree are:

Barbed Joustinger

Toxen-Mounted Warfare

Cyanaide To Nobility

Flanking their luging liege as they race down the mountain, here comes the ollieing royalist, the:

Board Knight

The three sections of this knight’s skill tree are:

Hang Tenailles

Mail-Grinding Railgrind

Sweet Caval-Air

Astride the sweetest steed, whipped cream of the riding crop, comes:

Dessert Knight

The three sections of this knight’s skill tree are:

Buttresscotches

Candy Coating of Arms

Flan of Attack