#off cats

japhet bird would always act like he owns the place, and sometimes he attacks little elsen kittens. enoch once tried eating japhet and like he succeeded catching him, valerie just made enoch spit up japhet and japhet was so mad and afraid he didnt leave valerie's shoulder rest of the time they were visiting the judge

also valerie is a sickly man who owns only two animals, the player pup and japhet the bird. japhet HATES the player, so he is always trying to fnd ways to murder him/her in the most grostique ways possible like. damn.

player puppy starts carrying batter cat around like he/she owns him and the batter cat just sighs and goes with it until he finds zacharie so he can hide behind him and zacharie cat takes one look at puppy player and goes "got any dead animals". they start collaberating and they start a team. they start this entire system that is a hidden market for animals of all kinds. zacharie keeps the market hidden from valerie and the judge.

and then like batter cat would sneak into the neighbors yard to steal fish or something and the player puppy would notice him and be all like "cat omg friend i must make frEINDS WITH" so the player starts barking and pouncing vry messily all over the batter and the batters all "everything happens so much"

no the player would not be bec for fucks sake the player would be a three legged shiba inu and the reason its three legged is because the judge hit them with her car and the leg had to be amputated. he felt awful for the incident and the player doesnt hold a grudge but is kind of scared of the judge now

sugar would be a maine coon and she would rock ur socks