#ofcigarettesandanarchy

General Opinion: So like Kat and Tabs are totally bros in reality, but then I think that shipping them is also fun for the whole family. They’d never actually get together because Tabs is done with dating ladies and they’re just far too close as friends for it to ever happen. Or at least that’s what we tell ourselves but secretly we know that they’d totally fuck at least once, just to get it over with and see how it is. But nothing romantic would ever come out of these two in the main!verse. That’s what AUs were made for.

Growing tired from a day of travelling, Ahk sat down on a rock, looking up at a group of people nearby. He forced himself to stand up and walked to the nearest person. “Excuse me. Do you know where I can find the son of God?”

“Dear, optimistic, Kat…that’s not news to anyone, and you know it,” he replied without a single trace of humor despite the fact that he found it absolutely hilarious. He figured there must have been some sympathy in him, but it was nowhere to be found at the moment, and in its place was nothing but bluntness. “But, I’m going to be completely honest with you, and I do apologize to your fragile state of mind. You’re absolutely awful, and at this point I really don’t think there’s anything to be done about it.”

{ kick their asses for me bae i'll hold your flower }