#ofbulletiisms

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10. Pets Oh Lordy, the kidsCooper- 16 y/o screaming fat cat goes by 1 billion different names relating to being oldHumphrey- 10-ish y/o tuxedo cat who has anxiety and sneezes a lotBiggles- 10-ish y/o tuxedo cat, girl of the house, very much an assholeSimon- baby boy, like 5, incredibly long manecoon who is probably an alien

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THAT MEME WHERE PEOPLE MAKE VOICE RECORDINGS ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR MUSES

// Spoiler alert I don’t know when to stop talking:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14IxVxmA1Pz