what did the gazette call me? \ from @ofcoinflips :)))
he opens the paper with a theatrical snap, makes a show of skimming the pages. ❛ 'half-baked harvey,' ❜ he says, with relish. oswald folds down one edge with his finger to look slyly at @ofcoinflips, the large front-page photograph of mayor real at a press conference wilting slightly. ❛ a bit on the nose, wouldn’t you say? ❜
although it is past noon, he has a breakfast spread out before him, a plate of thinly-sliced sausage and cheese, a couple of half-eaten pastries stuffed with jam. a squat enamel teapot, from which he fills his cup. ❛ i wouldn’t put much stock in it, counselor. the gazette has always been a bit of a rag, if you ask me. ❜
oswald lets the paper droop in favor of taking a bite from one of the pastries, the jam sweet and tart. ❛ but i’d keep a tighter lid on that temper of yours all the same. ❜ amusement shadows the corner of his mouth. ❛ did you really threaten rupert thorne in public? ❜