#ofbitterlonging

(text to bails): I was planning on sending you a sext and an ah-mazing pic of my tits. but instead, you got a video of me chowing down on a hot dog while wearing lingerie.😱

(text to bails): like, i’m already ready for the dick and dildo jokes you’re gonna make me suffer with. i know you. i’m prepared.😅

Send ★ for a talent headcanon.

Eva is secretly good at origami. Way back, before there were youtube videos to teach you this shit, Eva learned how to make all sorts of things. Originally, she didn’t plan to get into, but once she started, she couldn’t stop.

Send △ for a sex headcanon.

Eva loves slow kissing and neck kisses. If you kiss her neck, she melts. Kissing her neck is also the best way to distract her when she’s worrying for no reason. It relaxes her.

Send ✜ for a fear headcanon.

Eva is horrified of failure. She’s been working her ass off to get this far in her political career and would hate for it to end with her not achieving her goal of becoming President of the United States.

DIFFERENT HEADCANON QUESTIONS!! // [ ask ] 

1. What are three Netflix shows that they’ve rated five stars? 

I’m laughing so hard at her five-starring “Santa Clarita Diet’. She doesn’t eat people, but she relates to that shit on so many levels. Other than that I’d say she five-starred House of Cards and Dexter. Though she stopped Dexter at like season 5. Hated it after that. 

8. What sort of toys did they play with as a child? 

Claudia was a huge fan of Legos. She’d spend hours attempting to build what was on the box. When she couldn’t, she’d cry in frustration. She wouldn’t throw a fit, because I don’t see her really throwing fits as a child. She’d merely cry quietly to herself or to her nanny if she was being comforted. I don’t see her playing with dolls. I do see her collecting dolls. Each of them from places around the world. She’d have them in order from her favorite to her least favorite. One time San tried to rearrange them and Claudia DID throw a tantrum. She also didn’t speak to  her for about a month.  

20. Have they ever had an imaginary friend? 

Yes.  Though I’d say her imaginary friend was more like an imaginary mother. Her imaginary friend was named, Lindsey, and Lindsey was basically Claudia’s impulse control. Whenever she wanted to do something ‘bad’ or ‘dramatic’ Lindsey told her not to do it. She’d listen to Lindsey, until she was eight. At age eight, Claudia began  to act up in order to receive attention. She wasn’t getting it when she was behaving well, but she did get the attention when she wasn’t. So ofc, that goody-two-shoes imaginary friend had to go.  

21. What were they a part of in high school/college, if they went? Were they a part of any clubs, did they play any sports? What clique would they have been considered a part of? 

(text to lise): you promised me a lapdance. i better get a lapdance 

(text to lise): why? where are you?

(text to lise): i haven’t seen you in a week. 

What is a deal-breaker when it comes to dating someone?

Usually, when men or women talk down to her. She doesn’t like when she’s treated idiot, because she’s not, and doesn’t tolerate that shit. It makes her really angry and upset. She also doesn’t like when people aren’t big on consent. Cause, like, even though she’s a kinky little shit, there are things she’s not down for, or like, days when she’s just not in the mood.

What is the most common lie your muse tells themselves?

That she’s unlovable. She puts a lot of love out into the world but doesn’t feel like a lot of people love her the way she loves them. And while her parents did love her, when her mother died, her dad sort of distanced himself from her and her siblings. I think she took that really hard because she didn’t do anything for that to happen

What simple task is your muse surprisingly bad at?

God, Amada is terrible at doing the laundry and cleaning house. She doesn’t live like a pig, but there’s clutter in a sort of ‘controlled chaos’ sort of way.

Who would your muse sacrifice themselves for, if anybody?

World Building: Today

B A S I C S

full name: Ayla Candan

gender: female

sexuality: Bisexual

pronouns: she/her

O T H E R S

family: Sidka Candan (mother), Baris Candan (father)

birthplace: Istanbul, Turkey

job: Architectural Assistant

phobias: buildings collapsing

guilty pleasures: Law and Order, old Turkish soap operas

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: Neutral

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: introvert

organized/disorganized: organized

close minded/open-minded: open minded

calm/anxious: anxious

disagreeable/agreeable: agreeable

cautious/reckless: cautious

patient/impatient: patient

outspoken/reserved: reserved

leader/follower: follower

empathetic/unemphatic: emphatic

optimistic/pessimistic: optimistic

traditional/modern: modern

hard-working/lazy: hard-working

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: Ayla x Owen

ot3:

brotp: Ayla x Owen