#ofaffection

Wedding:

who proposed? - blaze insists he did, but abele

who is the man/men? / bride’s maid(s)? - i’m combining these and just saying logan, fuck traditions

who did the most planning? - abele

who stressed the most? - also abele

how fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. ( after a certain point blaze put on the brakes )

who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - i can’t really think of anyone ??

Sex:

who is on top? - blaze

who is the one to instigate things? - both of them

how healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

how kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

how long do they normally last? - really depends on if they’ve got the place to themselves or not ?

do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yea

how rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

how much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

how many children will they have naturally? - i mean logan happened naturally but i don’t think she counts

how many children will they adopt? - maybe 1 more, after the one that’s coming

who gets stuck with the most diapers? - blaze

who is the stricter parent? - neither of them, really 

who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - abele

who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - abele

who is the more loved parent? - both of them equally :~)

who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - both of them, but abele would be more enthusiastic about it

who cried the most at graduation? - abele

who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - abele

Cooking:

who does the most cooking? - why cook when takeout exists

who is the most picky in their food choice? - blaze

who does the grocery shopping? - they usually go out together

how often do they bake desserts? - way too often

are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - idk ?

who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - abele

who is more likely to suggest going out? - blaze

who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - blaze

Chores:

who cleans the room? - the cleaning ladies

who is really against chores? - blaze

who cleans up after the pets? - blaze

who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - blaze

who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - abele

who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - logan and blaze. at the exact same time. so they fight over it.

Misc:

who takes the longer showers/baths? - abele

who takes the dog out for a walk? - the whole family

how often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - if it means fancy, abele will want to go all out

what are their goals for the relationship? - i dunno, just being happy.

who is most likely to sleep till noon? - blaze