A robust clubhook squid (Onykia robusta) washed up at Dutch Harbour, Alaska, USA.
This approximately 10ft long specimen was photographed and then safely relocated back to the ocean, still alive.
by Andrew Bleiman

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A robust clubhook squid (Onykia robusta) washed up at Dutch Harbour, Alaska, USA.
This approximately 10ft long specimen was photographed and then safely relocated back to the ocean, still alive.
by Andrew Bleiman

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Japanese or Pacific Flying Squid (Todarodes pacificus), family Ommastrephidae, order Oegopsida, found in the North Pacific
This species can shoot out of the water and glide at distances of up to 30 m over the ocean's surface, using their fins and membranes between the arms and tentacles.
photos: Geoff Jones & Kouta Muramatsu, Hokkaido Univ.
This is the first confirmed live observation of the colossal squid, Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, at depth in its natural habitat. Pilots filmed the young cephalopod at about 600m near the South Sandwich Islands as the Schmidt Ocean Institute’s remotely operated vehicle SuBastian descended through the water column on a dive aiming to discover new marine species, in partnership with Ocean Census during the #SouthSandwichIslands expedition. ©Schmidt Ocean Institute
Uncharismatic Fact of the Day
It's said that there's plenty of fish in the sea; that's certainly true for humboldt squid! Males reproduce by creating packets of sperm and tucking them near a female's mouth; but scientists have documented plenty of males carrying special packets of their own, suggesting that they're willing recipients of advancements from another male.
(Image: A humboldt squid (Dosidicus gigas) by Brian Skerry)
Hey. So, the bush-club squid was recorded alive for possibly the first time. I WILL CRY.
These are very rarely reported squid, even less common than colossal squid. This individual is a little battered and is missing their namesake; that would be their wild tentacle clubs, which have about 500 suckers. However, their proportions are unmistakable - a tiny head, with a large siphon, a long mantle, and rounded fins with a long pointed tail at the end. The initial reaction to this squid was pure confusion. I floated an ID with some teuthologists and eventually we came to agreement that this is Batoteuthis! This sighting also marks a range extension, as this squid previously was considered to only have a sub-Antarctic distribution, but this was much further north, near Uruguay. It goes without saying that words cannot DESCRIBE how happy I am to see this squid!! They're not popular like the colossal squid but they matter to me, ok. They're colossal to me.

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Round 3 - Cephalopoda - Oegopsida
(Sources - 1, 2, 3, 4)
Order: Oegopsida
Common Name: “Oegopsid Squids”
Families: 25 - Architeuthidae (“Giant Squid”), Neoteuthidae (“neosquids”), Cranchiidae (“glass squids”), Ommastrephidae (“shortfin squids”, “flying squids”, and kin), Thysanoteuthidae (“diamond squids”), Batoteuthidae (“Bush-club Squid”), Chiroteuthidae (“whip-lash squids”), Joubiniteuthidae (“Joubin's Squid”), Magnapinnidae (“bigfin squids”), Mastigoteuthidae (also known as “whip-lash squids”), Promachoteuthidae, Brachioteuthidae, Cycloteuthidae, Ancistrocheiridae (“Sharpear Enope Squid”), Enoploteuthidae (“enope squids”), Lampadioteuthidae (“Wonderful Firefly Squid”), Lycoteuthidae, Pyroteuthidae (“fire squids”), Pholidoteuthidae (“coffeebean scaled squids”), Lepidoteuthidae (“Grimaldi Scaled Squid”), Octopoteuthidae (“octopus squids”), Gonatidae (“armhook squids”), Histioteuthidae, Onychoteuthidae (“hooked squids”), and Psychroteuthidae (“Glacial Squid”)
Anatomy: internal shell; eight short arms and two longer, clubbed tentacles that may have hooks; head lacks tentacle pockets; eyes lack a corneal covering; many are bioluminescent
Diet: fish, crustaceans, other mollusks, copepods
Habitat/Range: oceans worldwide, usually pelagic
Evolved in: Late Cretaceous
Do you have a favorite in Oegopsida?
One or more of my favorite animals is in Oegopsida
I love at least one or more of these animals
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giant squid (architeuthis dux)?
It's difficult to find photos of these guys living and healthy, I found a few, certainly not the best quality, but of these animals in their natural habitat attacking light lures meant to imitate jellyfish, neither squid was harmed in the filming process.
Have you seen the giant squid (Architeuthis dux)?
I have now
Yes, in photos/videos
Yes, irl
I'm not sure
The first photo is thanks to the Discovery Channel, the second is thanks to Edie Widder, Nathan Robinson, and NOAA.
a little giant squid doodle ive had for a while
decapodiformes are rlly hard to work with in squares. they were definitely made for the rectangle. nautiluses are for squares. octopuses can be whatever shape u want