#odethaj

Nothing for you to worry about.

they said to take shelter..

That's for other hajar. You have me, remember? We've done this all before. When you wake up, this will all be over.

im scared

Five bottles of Blahaj Blast and a Pizza, courtesy of @the-turkoshaj

Undisclosed Meat Ravioli from @the-haj

A whole-ass horse from @den-av-alla-hajen

Several massive cakes of varying flavors brought by @the-smahaj somehow

Color-changing seaweed of unknown origins acquired by @the-attaarmadhaj

Various saps and a jug of blood from @blodhaj

"Eggs from a creature" - @the-frankenhaj

A big mysterious pot (unknown what food it contains) from @the-demonhaj

Huge tubs of ice cream and sprinkles brought by @the-djavulsksilverhaj

"Salty popcorn" from @the-gulhaj (I'm sorry gul but it looks like you put popcorn on top of salad and I think i see corn in there?? 😭)

Transphobe Soup from Fate and kielbasa and pierogis from me, @the-odethaj

Lamb from @the-arohaj

Absolutely incredible looking shepherd's pie from @the-tech-priesthaj

Cannolis from @the-magentahaj

Deviled eggs + shrimp (oooh fancy and DELICIOUS) from @the-gimmick-hospital

"Party mix" from rodbrun and a keg full of Gunpowder, blood, and wine from Salt @the-rodbrunhaj

FOOD

^from @the-blalilahaj

Several metric tons of krill from @the-blavingad (thank you whale parent. I have decided you are all of the blahajverse's parent now because this is parent behavior /lh /hj)

Bagels brought by @demonhaj

Meringues from @regnbagshaj!!

An attempted cake from @thedivineguldhaj (Don't worry! I'll eat some!)

example: rodhaj (with the Ex suit) is about 2.5% of the universal limit (assuming she’s using her powers to the full potential)

modern @den-av-alla-hajen is about 25% and at her strongest point was 100%

@the-eldritch-skrackkvinnahaj is about 2%

@thedivineguldhaj is about 0.2

and the common haj (example: @the-rodgulhaj) is about 0.002%

i’d like to hear what you think fate would be on this scale!

Is it bragging if I say 100%? ...Karma get over here!

*sigh* okay. Fate is probably close to 100%, especially in this universe. she throws me into different universes regularly, can manipulate time and... has at the very least threatened to alter my memories, I don't know if that's actually within her power, but I wouldn't be surprised. I've also gathered that her power is somewhat limited by me as well. There was an... incident... a while ago that she wasn't able to resolve as quickly as either of us would have liked. but even without that limitation, I've met creatures more powerful than her in my travels.

so if I had to give a final number... 75% when compared to all that I've seen, but closer to 90% in this universe.

heres the guy i made

Hej. I'm... ödethaj I guess. I'm usually a human, or humanoid, but this time I'm an ikea shark. Which might actually be for the better.

He/they pronouns for me, if you want to talk to Fate for whatever reason, I'm fairly sure she uses she/it and has responded to neopronouns in the past so...

Hej! I'm Fate, I thought it would be funny to turn my favorite human into an Ikea Shark! Also they asked me to stop putting them in peril all the time, so really I'm just fulfilling their wish, I have no clue why they're annoyed! My human was correct, you may refer to me using she/her and it/its or any neopronouns, but I do like she/her the most!

Okay then.

Are you going to say it?

Say what?

>:/

*sigh* I will bite transphobes. Or get Fate to throw them in a trash compactor of a universe.

Oh, I've got the perfect one in mind!

Of course you do.

OOC note (fairly important):

This wasn't here originally, and while I like to trust the media literacy of people, I would like to clarify something, especially as I plan for lore drops: while Fate is depicted as a somewhat silly and whimsical character, and thus it can be easy to feel that she can do no harm and is meant to be a sympathetic character, make no mistake: the relationship depicted between Fate and Ödethaj is not meant to be a healthy one. Yes, these are silly plush sharks, but Ödethaj was based off a preexisting OC of mine, Fate came with, and so did their dynamic. If Fate comes across as rude, dismissive, or disrespectful of Ödethaj and their boundaries, it's because she is. To make it even more clear, the name of the story I made with them is titled "Fate is Real, she sucks."