#oddincontext

Mum was flicking through the photos on my phone at my cousin's Hen Do (which in retrospect was probably something I should have stopped but hey, drunk me doesn't seem to mind) and she got to a selfie of me in which I thought I'd looked good, so I'd left it on my phone (I delete a lot of shit), and she asked me: "Who is this?" . Apparently a greenish makes me unrecognisable. This now begs sober me the question: Do I overedit my photos which would mean the only way I consider myself to look good is to edit to the point where I'm a different person? Or is me looking good such a rare occurrence in my life that my own mother didn't think it could be me? Curiouser and curiouser.

Mum was flicking through the photos on my phone at my cousin's Hen Do (which in retrospect was probably something I should have stopped but hey, drunk me doesn't seem to mind) and she got to a selfie of me in which I thought I'd looked good, so I'd left it on my phone (I delete a lot of shit), and she asked me: "Who is this?" . Apparently a greenish makes me unrecognisable. This now begs sober me the question: Do I overedit my photos which would mean the only way I consider myself to look good is to edit to the point where I'm a different person? Or is me looking good such a rare occurrence in my life that my own mother didn't think it could be me? Curiouser and curiouser.

Only for a day and a half but still, he was going to turn up and surprise me but I was having a pretty bad day so he called and told me to cheer me up and it definitely worked! So so happy right now ❤ assuming inspection goes well on Friday morning I'll have my baby home with me on Friday night ❤ I can't wait! Cuts it down from 9 days to 2! And then I still see him next weekend when I go up for his birthday, and he's home for Christmas the weekend after that! This extra time is the best early Christmas present ever 🎄 🎁 😍 crossing my fingers that inspection goes well! xXx

My Teatox Tea arrived today and I started my new diet and exercise routine - I may post occasional snippets but after the 28 days I’ll post a small review for the curious and the bored.  Wish me luck!

- Mattoi The Groit 27.07.14

"Don't you get the urge to... you know... shout that out rather dramatically at... certain points?"