#ocdm

the worst bard, ever!!

pros of dating imra:

she will play u lil tunes on her flute. it’s the only thing she’s good at

INCOMPREHENSIBLY CHARMING

she only ever casts Hideous Laughter, but she does know Cure Wounds in case you have an accident while laughing

cool snake familiar

if you like traveling, she’s on an infinite stupid quest for immortality, so you’ll see a lot of cool places and get into dumb adventures with her

Babe Magnet: all her friends r cute

cons of dating imra:

never takes shit seriously

-1 intelligence modifier

touches a lot of cursed stuff. is the party’s go-to Cursed Item Toucher. you will be cursed at some point just from hanging around her.

Dramatic to a fault. you will not know how to navigate the heavy draperies concealing her bathtub.

she can be rly selfish and Morally Not Good towards others as a result

Howdy y’all, just a small post regarding the history of the National Fallout Shelter Survey and Marking Program! Saw this sign in a scene of Mad Men (which takes place in 1960 [season one]) and realized that even big-name shows make historical mistakes, so you might too when creating Cold War media. 

The NFSS began in 1961 under President John F. Kennedy. With the help of local surveyors, engineers, and architects, pre-existing buildings that met the criteria for a proper fallout shelter were “marked, stocked, and mapped.” Until this point, there was no true national effort to create public shelters, and indeed, shelter markings, supplies, and locations were up to local discretion, if at all considered. 

Although produced by the OCDM and not the FCDA (which I focus most attention on) this is arguably one of the bleakest, most honest pieces of media produced by all American Civil Defense administrations. It does not sugar-coat the effects of blast, fireball, or fallout, but also tries it’s best to provide pertinent information in a calm, organized manner. 

Unlike most civil defense media, it talks almost immediately about how death is most likely if you do not take any precautions to survive. It later mentions how shelter life has psychological effects, and how most creature comforts will be gone. Most media maintains a very positive outlook and makes nuclear warfare seem not so bad. But this is arguably more important than other publications, as the reality of the situation would have encouraged people to take Civil Defense seriously. 

Both parts of If The Bomb Falls, narrated by David Wiley, can be listened to on youtube: 

i got some other msgs for king shark so we’ll do Flang!!! (im glad u like her ;9)

pros of dating flang:

she protec, she attac

she’s a doctor, so if you get hurt she’ll patch u up with care u//w//u

if you like cuddling, good news: she’s touch starved as hell and will Not stop cuddling with you

she’ll randomly say really validating shit and make your day

she’s an alright cook and is always up super-early, so she’ll probably make you breakfast :3c

if you manage to get into her small circle of protection, she would do Anything for u

cons of dating flang:

if you manage to get into her small circle of protection she would do ANYTHING for u

repressed(TM)

very used to living a high-strung secretive life, so it might take some doing to calm her down--otherwise she might ditch you out of fear of her own emotions (the drama!)

stubborn as hell

she can be very difficult. some would say bratty

occasional streaks of horrifying self-sacrificial decisions will leave u safe but terrified