Hold on I went around my room and measured random things
Wrenchβs dick is shorter than:
A sharpie permanent marker (5.5 inches)
My Sora kingdom hearts action figure (6 inches)
The glass lion I got when I was like 10 (5 inches)
My tablet pen (6.4 inches)
A mechanical pencil (5.5 inches)
A pen (5.8)
My 3DS (5.5 inches)
Index cards (5 inches)
A plastic spoon (5.5 inches)
My phone (6.5 inches)
My old phone (5.8 inches)
A $5 bill (6 inches)
Several rocks in my rock collection
Things Wrenchβs Dick was longer than or the same length as:
A switch controller (4 inches)
The stylus for my phone (4.5 inches)
Anyways I think me and Wrench should be shut in a room alone together lol. I definitely wonβt make him feel insecure or anything like that, that would be crazy. I wouldnβt go out of my way to harass him lol we would have a sillly goofy time and we would get along extremely well uh huh yeah. I would treat him extremely wellβΊοΈ if you hear yelling donβt think about itβΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ if you hear something crash and then screaming also donβt think about it weβre playing tagβΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ
-Watcher
Watcher I hope you know that I've been staring at random objects in the vicinity for the past few days and comparing them to Wrench's dick size and now you'll catch me grinning at random things, this is terrible (wonderfulenrichment,thankyousomuch)
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