Reasons you SHOULDN'T date my OCs.
I saw this type of trend going around and I actually really enjoyed it. And while most of my OCs are quite the catch, there's also a few downsides to partnering up with my OCs. Here's a few.
Why you SHOULDN'T date Eleni Santiana
You'll never win arguments.
It'll be a long distance relationship because she's always on the sea, so unless you're about to join her on the ship, you'll hardly be seeing her
NO INSIDE VOICE
Finds an excuse to get drunk whenever she can
I'll be completely honest, her coat and hat are cool but they STINK. She smells like fish and beer and there's nothing she can do about it.
Starts bar fights out of boredom.
Gets really passive aggressive when she's mad
Or sometimes just flat out aggressive.
She'd never hit a partner but she's LOUD and will slam any door she can find.
She always feels like she's being sarcastic or snarky
Loud breather
Has a very dry humor
Shows off her body and has no shame about it. Strangers see her tits almost constantly. And if you have a problem with this, she does not care and will not change it.
Has the worst temper
Why you SHOULDN'T date Jocasta
Way too overprotective
Takes her superstitions VERY seriously
Genuinely Dislikes having to turn right because she's convinced about going left always being correct.
Loves fire a little too much
Will start things on fire for fun
Clingy. Very clingy.
Will genuinely start to cry if you raise your voice at her
Immature
Can't hold her drinks
Constantly checks up on you to make sure you're doing okay. Like even in the bathroom, she's sitting outside knocking on the door like "You've been in there a while. Do you need water?"
Your personal space is now her personal space.
Hates being alone for any amount of time
Talks to herself a lot
Why you SHOULDN'T date Unaek Seveer
VERY immature
You'll have to explain EVERYTHING to her
Thinks 'Holding Hands' is a big step
Has never kissed anyone before
Plants. Fucking. Everywhere.
Always has dirt on her hands from the garden.
Collects bugs and other small animals
Like every time she goes out, she comes back with a mouse in her pocket or a snake or a cricket or a frog and tries to hand it to you.
Has more pets than freckles at this point.
Her cats and dogs take up most of the bed so you can almost never sleep with her.
The flowers in her hair dry up and leave crunchy half dead petals everywhere
VERY sensitive. WILL cry if you shout at her.
VERY passive.
Won't defend you in a fight because she doesn't like to fight.
Gets lost while sleepwalking. Like on the neighbors front lawn.
Cries at least twice a day for no reason at all
Why you SHOULDN'T date Amaryllis
You've gained a girlfriend and a grandmother.
Overprotective.
Gives people far too many second chances
A very early morning person
Extreme peacemaker
Likes to "play the Devil's Advocate"
Often goes on wellness kicks, to the point where she will suggest meditation as a solution to every problem you have to the point where it's not even helpful to vent anymore.
Will get annoyed if you microwave tea
Likes to keep the house organized and gets annoyed when things are moved from where she put them.
Why you SHOULDN'T date Ziona
Always flirty
Uses flirting to get things (like free drinks at a bar)
Tries to tongue kiss on the first date
Always singing or playing an instrument even if it's 2 am
Stops mid conversation to write down song lyrics.
Sometimes tries to make you feel a certain emotion so she can use it for a song. Like she will pick a fight to write a song about anger, or flirt with someone to write a song about jealousy
Lives with her head in the past about her old friends
Impulsive
Acts without thinking
Talks/sings/writes about her exes.
Travels a lot for work
Jumps to insults during arguments.
Why you SHOULDN'T date Vassia
During an argument, she will simply stop looking at your lips to lip read. It allows her to ignore you easily.
Has a lot of self doubt
Talks, but doesn't realize how loud she's being
Can't whisper
Bad at keeping secrets because she doesn't like lying
Neat freak
Tidies up even while you're using things. Like taking the cup you've just been drinking out of.
Just walks into the bathroom because she doesn't realize you're in there.
Why you SHOULDN'T date Avidia Zeppeli
The common Zeppeli flirtatious attitude
Insane familial pride
Gets up in your face when she's mad
Talks aggressively with her hands
Would probably use Hamon in an argument
Rolls her eyes very obviously
Gets passive aggressive
Has 2 volumes: Loud and Louder
Likes to give the Silent Treatment when mad
Just leaves dishes to collect in her room
Doesn't like to fold laundry and instead just shoves everything into a drawer
Uses her "family legacy" as an excuse to get out of doing certain things
Very determined and a bit hot headed
Why you SHOULDN'T date B.G.
Nothing, he's perfect.
