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((The experience with the “ Five Hearts Harem “ was.. comical. To be honest we weren’t sure what to expect when we heard the episode would be a Harem. It was rather nice to hear the characters interact with each other once more. Honestly, just listening to the men have fun can be all the entertainment needed. However, the story itself was pretty silly. But in retrospect, don’t think it was meant to be taken as a very serious episode. Without spoiling it for anyone, the ending had us laughing quite a bit. The artwork on their facial expressions seemed real… off though?

This is no way implies that the episode was bad at all! No! It took a long time and a lot of hard work to be put out and that needs to be recognized. But it was pretty amusing and it seems everyone who worked on it as well was kinda chuckling at the situation. There’s nothing at all wrong with Poly relationships either!

But it had us laughing in a good way, felt nice to hear the characters once more, brought back a lot of Nostalgia. But honestly just take it as a quick feel-good laugh. If you’re a person who desired to be with all of them, well, there you go.

Prior to going, James would be lowkey reading up on some techniques about ice skating

Sam would be boasting about how he's going to be so good and swamp all the other brothers out on the rink

Matthew and Damien would be equally excited about this new endeavor

And Erik would be thanking Mika for taking them to an ice rink

Upon getting there and grabbing the Rental skates, Sam's first bout of rage would peak up while struggling to get the shoes on his feet

Matthew would make fun of him only to then discover he also is getting tangled up in the laces

Mika and James helps the two of them out with getting the skates onto their feet

Sam still says he's manly as fuck and will absolutely nail this!

Yea, he doesn't nail it.

He releases the nearby wall, and shaky sets his feet onto the ice and rolls forward a tiny bit.

A cocky but slightly nervous grin comes across his lips and as opens his mouth to say it's not hard at all-

Only to then slip and fall flat on his back

Let the Hell commence

Matthew laughs at Sam, for Sam to then challenge Matthew to do it if he's so good

Will Matthew be good?

Nope, he's flat on the ground right beside Sam groaning in pain.

Sam is now laughing his ass off

Damien offers to be the next one to go onto the ice

Except he's going to play it smart and hold on to the wall for at least a few laps around while trying to get the hang of it

Erik enters next, and he's a bit shaky but also playing it safe with using the wall for balance and stability

James rolls onto the ice, without the wall

Does he fall?

NOPE. Sam and Matthew commence to be salty as James pretty much within the first three laps around the track is able to skate perfectly fine on his own.

What? He read his books and knows his stuff.

Erik not long after James is the next one to master the art of skating

In no time, he's gliding around the place and his smirking proudly at Sam and Matthew whenever he glides right past them

Probably drops a small comment towards Sam about so much for swamping him and his brothers

Sam proceeds to another fit of rage screaming at Erik to kindly fuck off

Damien is the third one to figure out the art of skating

He's not as graceful as James or Erik, but he can at least calmly roll around the track without using the walls

Meanwhile, Sam and Matthew are both still struggling and falling repeatedly

Damien comments that it's really easy and that he doesn't get why they're struggling

Sam shoots back to give him more time he's just loosening up

Matthew is honestly having a lot of fun despite the fact he's still falling and struggling to get it down

Sam, of course, is the one cussing up a storm

Erik takes notice that Mika still hasn't gotten onto the ice yet and looks hesitant

He checks up on her asking what's wrong

Mika bashfully admits she's not really that good at ice skating

Erik encourages her to come out and give it a try at least

Mika slowly steps out

And falls

Instantly

Like, way quicker than Sam and Matthew

Mika's embarrassed, but Erik quickly assures her that's she's okay and he proceeds to skate slowly beside her and tries to give her some tips

Erik basically just is patient with her and tries his best to help

Mika feels bad though about holding Erik back so she assures him he can skate and do his own thing for a bit, he doesn't need to babysit her

Erik slowly goes off to do his own thing assuring he'll be back to check on her

Mika slowly makes it to where Sam is, and he's starting to get really pissed off about this place groaning why the hell would they even come here

Mika feels guilty and bad and apologizes if Sam isn't having any fun, but she just thought they'd enjoy it here

Sam instantly feels guilty for snapping like that and slowly apologizes, and assures he is having fun just is mad that he's still not on his feet yet

Mika giggles and probably teases or says/does something that gets Sam flustered then continues on forward when Sam falls flat on his ass and releases another strew of cuss words

Mika then moves on to Matthew, and the two of them spend some time together giggling and laughing each time they fall down

Probably laugh and wonder aloud together how the heck the three incubuses skating about without walls were able to figure out how to do it so fast

Matthew would probably thank Mika for bringing everyone there, and encouraging her that the two of them would figure out how to skate soon enough

Oh boy, let's now cue James skating over to check up on the Miss and offer to help her out with skating

Erik would probably bounce between helping Mika, and helping Matthew and Sam

Damien would be the one who braves on Sam and assists Matthew

James has Mika wrap her arms around his arm and is guiding and giving her tips on how to skate

Slowly but surely, Mika finally is learning and getting the hang of it

James would also thank Mika for taking him and his brothers here and for still allowing all of them to stay in the house

Towards the end of this eventful day, more or less everyone can at the least semi skate without the wall or constantly falling down

James:•Will lecture them each night they stay up late•Express concern over their health•Will put them to bed if they pass out•Will offer remedies such as tea, to help them sleep

Sam:•Night owl as well•A lot of late-night marathons•Sleep in till noon together•Lots of cuddles

Damien:•Will bust out aromatherapy in hopes to help the sleep•Will read stories together to help relax one another•Listens to see if any thoughts are bothering them•Will curl up next to where ever S/O fell asleep

Erik:•Plays music in hopes to help them relax•Has designed them the best PJ's•Express concern but find it amusing how they can't fall asleep•Will engage in tickle wars in hopes to tire them out

Damien - Has a very self-enhancing sense of humor and seems to always find the humorous side of life, helping him deal with stress or any of life’s challenges by finding the brighter side of it.

Sam - Has a very Aggressive humor, leading him to often accidentally putting others down. He never means to hurt anyone, but sometimes his humor can be misinterpreted or he acts before thinking.

Matthew - Has a self-defeating sense of humor in which he amuses others at his own expense. He’ll make himself the butt of jokes, just to hear others laugh. But also pretty childish and makes fun of others as well.

Erik - Has a Affiliative sense of humor, enjoys telling jokes or just saying funny things that are not necessarily at the expense of anybody. He uses this type of humor to nurture relationships between himself and others, and to create a more light-hearted and enjoyable atmosphere.

James would get himself about two to three plates, making sure to save room for some dessert. He wouldn’t be the one to push his appetite limits. However, he’s not really fond of buffets due to the fact it tends to be overcrowded, making maneuvering rather annoying.

Sam would most likely eat the most out of everyone. Given his speed and appetite, he could have up to five plates or more. Sometimes he gets a little frustrated if folks browse for too long. Otherwise, he’s got no issues with that kind of establishment.

Matthew would be pretty picky as to what kind of buffet restaurant they were attending. If it’s chinese, you bet he’s got his appetite. Really it just depends on the quality of the food. Some joints are better than others. He most likely would be going nuts over the dessert bar.

Damien probably eats about the same amount or less than James, he isn’t picky like Matthew either. Food is food. He’ll grab his favorites and just sit there content with what he has. He enjoys the lively atmosphere buffet restaurants have to offer as well.

James - “ Silent Night ” loves the more calm & classical songs of the holidays 

Sam - “ Wizard in Winter by trans siberian orchestra ” Listen and you’ll see why 

Damien - “ Christmas Bakery ” actually a German Christmas song, really cute. 

Erik - “ Last Christmas ” Loves the message of the song

Matthew - “ Rocking around the Christmas tree ” loves upbeat songs

Upon first entering the amusement park Sam would find it incredibly stupid.  He wouldn’t even give it a chance saying it can’t possibly be that amazing or fun.Matthew would be extremely pumped and excited to go onto the ridesMatthew would proceed to drag Sam onto a ride.  One of the scary adrenaline pumping ones.Coming off that ride, Sam would suddenly have an extremely wide grin on his face and his eyes would be lit up.  He’d become the adrenaline junkie of the group hitting up all of the dangerous thrill seeking rides, not at all afraid and enjoying himselfMatthew would come off that ride terrified and scared as fuck for his life suddenly wishing to go home.  So he spends the rest of his time avoiding Sam because he knows if Sam caught Matthew going on kiddie rides he’d be made fun of.

Damien spends the first bit of his time there enjoying the food alongside James. He has a weird talent for winning all of the prizes at the stands as well, so he uses his good luck to win prizes and gives them out to little kids.  He wins a silly hat and wears that on his head

James is incredibly smart and he is insanely good at some of the stands as well.  He wins a couple prizes and gives them to Mika or Matthew.  James is more smarts on winning the stands and Damien’s is more good luck with winning.

There are a couple stands James loses and he points out how rigged they are while Damien steps up and by sheer amounts of luck wins causing James to go silent and quit on the stands for the rest of the time.

Damien goes and gets his face painted alongside Mika.  They both get cat whiskers and their noses painted pink to look like cats.

Damien basically is the dork having fun, winning prizes for kids, eating sweets, and going on gentle rides.

Then suddenly Sam grabs Damien and makes him go on a few spinny rides with him.

The first one wasn’t so bad and Damien thought it was actually rather fun!

The second one Damien suddenly felt his stomach give a violent lurch and he was extremely dizzy.  He tried to tell Sam something didn’t feel right but Sam wasn’t hearing it.After the third one, Damien stumbled over to a nearby trash can and threw up...BADLY.

James scolds Sam out and makes Sam apologize to DamienDamien has to spend the rest of the time next to the trash can puking up his insides and being taken care of by Mika and James.James spends his time enjoying the amusement parks food and watching his brothers enjoy themselves.  He doesn’t care a lot for the rides but he doesn’t mind going on any if any of his brothers or Mika prods him into it.That is until Sam has him go on a ride with him that is known for thrashing people left and right and up and down, and it breaks James’s glasses...Matthew tries to cheer James’s up after his glasses break by taking James through a funhouse.  Let’s just say James didn’t really have a lot of fun and he deadpanned the entire way through it.

James goes back to admiring the stands and trying some different foods out and making sure Damien is okay and regretting his life choices

Where did Erik go you ask? Well, so many girls kept chasing after him and flirting with him that he got sick of it.  So he convinces the person who was walking around wearing a bear costume to let him wear it

Erik then spend much of his time in this bear costume avoiding girls and little kids

Sam soon stumbles upon him and asks what the hell is he doing before convincing him to at least try one ride at the amusement park out before they leave

Erik gives in, takes off the bear costume, and goes on the roller coaster with Sam

...........let’s just say Damien isn’t the only one with a sensitive stomach to rides.  Erik is even WORSE than Damien

Erik ends up throwing up all over Sam on the coaster 

Sam is NOT happy.  He also discovers he REALLY hates the look and smell of puke.James sees Sam yelling at Erik and goes over scolding Sam for YET AGAIN forcing someone to go on a ride when they didn’t want toSam can’t take the look or smell anymore and he throws up all over JamesMeanwhile, Matthew decides to go through another fun house on his own thinking CLEARLY it has to be fun since fun is in the name

He is wrong

So terribly wrong

He stumbles across a clown that freaks the ever loving HELL out of him and he quickly runs for his life screaming his lungs out

He sees James freshly coated in Sam puke and doesn’t hesitate to hug him tightly crying about how the fun houses are NOT FUN at all

James has finally had ENOUGH

They all quickly go home afterward never to return again

Sam is complaining

Erik is sick

Matthew is traumatized

Damien is the only one who is quiet and behaving

Mika feels incredibly bad for dragging them all there

And James can hear 10 bottles of wine calling for him back at the mansion

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Matthew - “Mika! This place looks SO COOL thank you for taking us here!”Sam - Scoffs arms crossed, “It’s not...that impressive...”Matthew - “Ooo! Look at that ride!  Sam, want to go on it with me?”Sam - “Why?  That looks dumb!  It just looks like it’s swinging those people on it back and forth.”Matthew - “Yea!  It’s like a giant swing!  LET’S GO-”Sam - “PIPSQUAK LET GO OF MY HAND RIGHT NOW-”James - “Well, it would appear they’re already enjoying themselves.”After the ride is overSam - Grins laughing fist pumping the air, “ALL RIGHT!  That was really fucking fun!  IT SWUNG US SO HIGH IN THE AIR WE NEARLY WENT UPSIDE DOWN!”Matthew - Shaking his face completely pale, “I-I don’t like heights....Yea I..definetely DON’T like heights....”

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James - " There's no way these needles are going to pop those balloons. You only filled those balloons halfway, and you didn't use helium. You used air. Making the balloons more floppy rather than tight and poppable. " 

Damien - POP POP POP " Looks like I win~! "

James - Blinks. “...I - I.....I’m going to see how the miss is doing..” 

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Sam - "JAMES JAMES - YOU NEED TO TRY THIS RIDE OUT! I PROMISE IT ISN'T GOING TO BE LIKE THE LAST ONE!" Matthew - "JAMES JAMES THERE IS A MIRROR MAZE! YOU LIKE PUZZLES RIGHT?!" James - "....You know what I wanna ride? A park bench in the shade-"

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Most likely happens at one point while James is sitting by himself on a bench under the shadeJames -  " Why did I ever bother coming? There's nothing to do.. could've been home tending my garden. But nooo. I need to loosen up they said, have fun they said. "

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Sam sees this giant teddy bear walking towards him. 

Sam - " No thanks pal. I don't want any pictures or autographs. " 

Teddy bear - " Sam.. it's me. " 

Sam - pauses for a minute  "Erik?! What the hell are you doing in there?! " 

Erik - “Sam, when you’re as good looking as me it’s hard to go anywhere and enjoy yourself because all the ladies throw themselves at you.”Sam - “HEY I AM PLENTY GOOD LOOKING!”Erik - “Your horrible attitude says otherwise.”

Sam - Sighs, “Whatever!” Puts his hands on his hips, "Erik, everyone has gone on at least one ride now but you now.  So come on, why don’t you go on the roller coaster or something with me?”

Erik - "Oh uh - I'm sorry Sam I just got done eating. Wouldn't want me to throw up like Damien now, would you?" Sam - “....Erik it’s just ONE ride!  How bad can it be?!”