#obscureliteraryreference

That sounds awful, I’m sorry that shit’s going on.

don't you mean "how to make people JEALOUS" :P

shops for groceries - Alison does the shopping. She's got it down to a science, and that one time she sent Felix out he came back with off brand dish detergent that wasn't even scented.

kills the spiders - Alison. She's terrified of spiders, but her initial reaction isn't so much to run away as it is to run AT the spiders and destroy them. She usually freaks out a few seconds after when she realizes she got spider guts all over one of her favorite shoes.

comes home drunk at 3am - Felix more often than Alison. He's more likely to go out and get drunk and then stumble home at 3 am. If she's drunk at 3 am, it's because she's gone through an entire bottle of wine on the sofa watching something on her DVR.

makes breakfast - Felix, reluctantly. Neither one of them is particularly useful in the mornings, but since Alison doesn't eat breakfast at all, Felix discovers that if he wants to eat, it's up to him.

remembers to feed the fish - Alison. She doesn't let Felix near the fish tank.

decorates the apartment - They fight about this a lot. They have to work out a compromise system because they both have very strong opinions about how the apartment should be decorated and their opinions are generally not compatible.

initiates duets - Alison only trusts Felix when she's running her lines. He has no choice by to rehearse with her for whatever her theater is doing next.

(via griimees)

I decided to do them all, because music is my favourite thing of all time.

3: A song that reminds you of summertimeWe have too many months of hot, sticky disgusting weather here to ever choose just one song for the whole of summer. To me, summer means beer, barbeques, music festivals, and too much heat, so I’m gonna pick Beer by Reel Big Fish, cause you can’t go wrong with a little bit of ska punk, and L.E.S. Artistes by Santigold, for laid back days of lazing around when it’s too hot to move.

7: A song to drive toWell, I took a road trip last year and we listened to Save Rock And Roll the whole way, so I’m gonna say Young Volcanoes by Fall Out Boy. BUT I also used to drive around listening to Alkaline Trio, like, A LOT, so This Could Be Love is also a contender…

15: A song that is a cover by another artistOMG I love love LOVE Jim James’ cover of Goin To Acapulco. I swear I got goosebumps in that part of the movie, and I love that version of that song so much! (Oh, wait, also the MCR cover of Desolation Row, that shit’s great.) (WAIT ALSO the cover of Bleeding Love by the Wombats, that shit’s hilarious.) (Wow, I am super bad at picking just one song…)