#object show lore

now that I've got your attention, read my completely sfw /srs thoughts on objects handling the sunny weather

Was walking under the sun and my hair got really hot and it made me wonder how would objects handle heat. Especially metal objects (I'm totally not biased because my wife is one). Remember the metal slides at summer? they burn. now imagine that's how your almost whole body feels...

In objectified it's said that bestial objects who are respawned in a different district might change their assigned animal to adapt to environment. Terminals can also cause nerve damage so organspace is affected. So I like to think that, for example, objects spawned in Ankh are more heat resistant than those from The Rings or Fort Blanket (who would be better at handling coldness. it's a problem for metal objects too!). Well, technically their metal parts get heated the same way, but it doesn't affect their system that much and they can function just fine in the weather that would give a middle ringer a heat stroke.

Oh wait. Food objects exist and don't ever melt. I guess not everything should make sense in the object show world... - that's something I'd never say. Objects are made of cells. Their edible parts are cells too. The cells are living and renewing, so when some liquid from the glass object is spilled or evaporated, the cells multiply to refill it. Objects who would melt, like ice cream, are cells too. It has cell structure, not actual ice cream structure, so it might feel and even taste like ice cream but not melt like one. Yay!

Shoves a object show based lore on you The name is Wreckness of Destruction or WOD in short.[This is the offical art lol]

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Pocket watch: what have I done

There's two types of bottles and other liquid container objects - first born empty, can be filled with anything and second, those who's liquid is a part of their body produced by it, loss of it is a health risk.

If we're taking worlds where objects have child stage which isn't true for some shows, all of second category are born with default "baby liquid" (water mixed with waste from the time they were forming and some other stuff) inside, in few weeks their body starts producing the proper liquid (juice, acid, beer, whatever) but before it the baby liquid can be tested and you can predict what the final one is going to be.

Fun fact: for objects who naturally have alcohol inside it's almost impossible to get drunk, they're pretty resistant to effects of alcohol since their body always produces it. tho there's a condition they can be born with that actually causes them to be drunk all the time. Most objects with it die as babies, but if they make it through the first year they're most likely gonna make it to adulthood. There's a similar thing with objects who have harmful chemicals inside, tho they're guaranteed to die if they aren't born resistant.

First category objects often use liquids for fashion purposes, like filling themselves with glittery water. Among rich objects who are glasses 🍸 it's common to "wear" pretty looking multilayered alcohol shots inside to show off their status. And yes, it makes them drunk.

First category objects don't have to have liquid inside but for plastic bottles it's heavily recommended as it makes them less likely to get deformed.

No matter the category, drinking out of someone is seen as something personal or intimate in majotity of object societies. Tho a lot of younger objects are chill with it and don't see it as a sacred thing and often let their friends take a sip.

i made this as a rlly simple small halloween horror thing

I would tell you AALLLLL about it, buuut..

He'll hide everything down here, with me~! You. What happened, all of it!

You'd only find the truth by experiencing darkness like I have, after being down here for all these, LONG years! I've long forgotten the brightness of all the light that spread outside...

CRACCK THE CODE BUT DONT SHARE IT!!