#obimei

Untitled - [Obito x Mei]

So this is set during the no one dies alternative timeline from the war fillers! Minato has asked newly appointed Mizukage, Mei, to come to Konoha to complete an unbiased look into the Uchiha clan because of recent complaints in the village about the Uchiha police.

Minato assigned his old genin team to act as her bodyguards because, well, I say so 😂

I have admittedly done next to nothing for this request so far but I can’t wait to write a flirty Mei and helping wee old ladies good boy Obito 😁

Have some random unorganised dialogue notes!

So it is not enough that we be shoved to the edges of the village but now they are bringing in an outsider to judge us?!

That is standard to avoid bias! You know that!

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Obito. For once in your life don’t be late.

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Well well well haven't they given me a handsome bodyguard?

And a Uchiha too. How interesting.

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After everything that happened you didn't vote against my clan?

Bad apples are everywhere Obito. But that doesn't mean the tree is bad.

I have my opinions to the Hokage what he does with them after that is out of my control.

Thank you. Really.

If you're ever in Kirigakure make sure you come by and see me.

And don't be late.

Sk8er Gurl - [Shino x Tenten]

I had this song on repeat for like a whole day and couldn’t help myself 🤣

Kiba’s latest fad is skateboard so drags an unwilling computer nerd Shino along to the skate park. There he sees my girl Tenten just being amazing and is instantly interested. Insert hilarity of Kiba trying to teach Shino how to skateboard with pitiful results. They hit it off despite Shino’s preference for remaining on solid ground.❤️

I do know I wanted to end it with Kiba giving a best man speech and letting it slip how Shino only got on a skateboard to impress her in the first place and Tenten finding this absolutely hilarious and raking him for it! 😂

Have some more terrible random dialogue notes!

Kiba.

Hmm?

Who is that?

Who? Oh. That's Tenten. New in the park. Kinda cool, got some sweet moves. Did the best ______ I've ever seen last week. Why?

Reallllllyyyyy? Didn't see that coming!

She's not gonna talk to you unless you're on a skateboard you know that right?

Give me your board.

What?

Give me your board.

You really wanna talk to her that bad?

She's leaving.

Good. Now you've got a week to practice

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Maybe this was not such a good idea did you know __ percent of A&E visits are skateboard related?

Yea but did you take into account there's a one hundred percent chance of me kicking your ass if you don't get on the board?

You are right those are far more pressing odds.

We'll work on it

Shino groaned.

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You alright?

Yes. Only my pride is injured I can assure you.

A little injured pride is good for the soul.

Beginner huh?

Skateboarding has never been a particular hobby of mine. Is it really that obvious?

You couldn't seem to keep your balance on the solid ground never mind trying the bowl.

Cool board though! A _____?

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With delicate well-manicured fingers, Mei took the apple and held it up, turning it to and fro as if admiring it in the moonlight while he just sat back against the beam and sunk his teeth into the snack. Even her first taste was calculated by the tiny bite she gave, makeup never smudging, lipstick still firmly in place.

“Red and delicious,” Mei gave him a sidelong glance making him feel the need to sit up a little taller when she looked his way, he always felt the need to be doing something important or looking impressive. Obito had never felt that need before, “like Sharingan eyes.”

He hadn’t thought of that connection when he really should have. All the apples they grew were red now that he was actively thinking about it. Maybe his entire family had an unconscious draw to that colour.

Hand lowering, she looked out to the compound’s gardens again.

“Be honest with me, Obito.”

Those five words changed the casual cool night air around them into one equivalent to a stuffy interrogation room. Obito sat up fully then, back ramrod straight, but his arms sat on his legs, showing he held nothing in his hands except his mostly finished apple. His right hand twitched to lift his headband to reveal his Sharingan as if he were in battle but squashed it down.

She wasn’t his enemy, no matter what some members of his clan said.

“Why do you believe your clan were moved to the outskirts of your village?”

Sighing, his shoulders slumped, tapping the uneaten part of the apple against his covered knee. That was a loaded question with too many viewpoints and stories from too many people to create a reader’s digest version. But Mei’s commanding air and steady, drawling voice made him want to tell her something.

“I think a portion of our clan has lost sight of what is truly important, and their anger is-” his head bounced from side to side, “put in the wrong place, maybe, I’m not sure,” with that said Obito felt the need to defend his kin, “but we’re proud we don’t like being pushed into a corner, so we push back.”

She muttered an almost silent “I see” before lifting the apple to her lips and taking another bite, never once looking his way. His dark eye watched her tongue lick along the corner of her mouth to collect the fruit juices that attempted to escape, and Obito felt something behind his stomach swirl.