#oakablama

Shippers:"Because we can."

Me:"But they only had two talking scenes together."

Shippers:"So what? It's what the fans want."

Me:"Well, not all fans but their flipping fruits. It's very weird to ship food together that people eat, and Pear does like banana because he said this show isn't humorous and I want a refund."

Shippers:"You just don't get it, but hey, who cares if their fruit Roblox confirmed it's cannon and the company who made shovelware brain game confirmed it too?"

Me:"Since when? Roblox or the company of the game never confirmed it."

Shippers:"But in the dialogue, when the banana told Pear there was a gift shop, he looked so happy, and the refund should be a kiss."

Me:"Yes, I know, but is that why you ship them, or is there another reason?"

Shippers:"No, but we're going to wait 24/7 until it's confirmed."

Me:"Yes, because you're from Ohio."

Shippers:"Only in Ohio, but here is some fanart that says this ship is confirmed because I said it."

Me:"Ok, I will suffer through this cringy fruit ship, but I will not ship them even if you make a video telling me reasons I ship this ship, but I wouldn't fall for it."

Shippers:"Ok wanna bet."

Shippers proceed to show the fan art/comic of Pear X banana and a edit.

Me:"Why does this ship exist?"

Shippers: "Because it does idiot anways want to see a picture of them kissing?"

Me:🤨 "God no."

Shippers show anyways and don't care if I say no even if she's trying to make me ship this ship there is no way.

Shippers:"🎤WERE JUST KISSING IN THE MOONLIGHT🎤."

Me:WT-