Feb 18, 2025
wait..this isn’t my circus. what the fuck are my monkeys doing here?
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wait..this isn’t my circus. what the fuck are my monkeys doing here?
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story time: a couple years ago i visited my mom back home and she was going thru some of her old boxes of things and i laid eyes on this insane ring that has literally every single quality of my fantasy ring (solitaire, round, flawless, heart and arrow cut, moissanite bc fuck diamonds, etc) and i was like what the FUCK is that mom??? and she was like lmao that was my ring from [second marriage] you don’t remember that? and i’m like no??? i mean i was like. 5-10 yrs old so i didn’t pay any mind back then. but i’m still like UHHHHH??? this is fucking GORGEOUS i can’t believe i never noticed it before omg omg this is everything i drool over when i look at rings !!!
so. she was like. “well i was going to leave it for you in my will but idk why i have to die before i can give you stuff so go ahead take it.” ????!!!??!??!?!
and funnier story: i was still engaged to my ex at the time, while dating my current wife as well (polyamory obvi). and my ex fiancée got pissed at me when she saw me wearing it and was like “uh where’s the ring i got for you” and i was like well it’s on my other hand right now but i just got excited.. and then she didn’t talk to me for like a day bc she said it was insulting to her lmao. i talked to exene after that and she was like “baby im not trying to speak ill of your partner but that’s a little ridiculous. i would be so excited to see you with your dream ring. the whole point is for you to have the ring you love the most. it’s not supposed to be about my ego.”
from that point i had to wear my moms ring on my right hand to keep my ex from being upset. until we broke up.
i immediately started wearing my moms ring on my left hand and decided i was engaged to myself. no more promising myself to anyone but me. mind you i was still dating exene, but neither of us even liked the institution of marriage. she was the one who encouraged me to keep it on my left hand and put myself first. we had no desire to get married, especially not after i’d finally set myself free from the daunting prospect of an unfulfilling lifetime with someone whose relationship with me felt like it was held together by sunk cost fallacy alone.
anyway, it just feels a little symbolic to have eventually married her with this ring. she doesn’t care where it came from. she only cares how i feel about it. she’s always wanted me to have and pursue whatever makes me happiest. and she’s never inserted her own ego into those pursuits. i’ll never understand how i got this lucky. thanks universe <3
yall got 10 mins to put an age in your bio before i do another cleanup sweep
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY didn’t anyone TELL ME the celsius essentials blue crush tastes EXACTLY!!!!!!!! like a blue raspberry airhead?????? im genuinely peaking rn
bro my therapist is such a fucking real one. i started saying that i did something that was morally questionable and all of the sudden i heard [zoom voice: recording has ended]. i looked up and i was like “uh oh the zoom lady just yelled at me” and he goes “yeah i stopped the recording. i wasn’t sure what you were about to say” 💀
(the moral ambiguity in question: choosing not to go to an exam when my professor gave us the option of skipping it since she drops the lowest grade ALSHDKSJDKD)
he was like “… LMFAOOO. oh okay. [zoom voice: recording in progress] yeah so weird idk why the recording cut out”
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