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yeah i have a boyfriend.  he’s just brring brring oh was that my phone well gotta get that.  hello oh no that’s very sad i feel sadness okay thank you doctor.  well it looks like my boyfriend was just killed this is tragic now i don’t have a boyfriend i’m sorry grandma

i want dogs to talk but only when i want them to bc my dog would talk way too much

they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away but i haven't had a doctor in weeks and the apples are closing in.  They're everywhere.  Not even my thoughts are safe apple apple apple apple apple

what if your boob transformed on a full moon.  Like a werewolf but just one titty