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The Ultimate Relationship Tag || Status: accepting

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? PennWho threatens to leave but never actually does? SkippyWho actually keeps their word and leaves? PennWho trashes the house? neitherDo either of them get physical? noHow often do they argue/disagree? on occasion Who is the first to apologise? neither

Sex:

Who is on top? Who is on the bottom?Who has the strangest desires?Any kinks?Who’s dominant in bed?Is head ever in the equation?If so, who is better at performing it?Ever had sex in public?Who moans the most?Who leaves the most marks?Who screams the loudest?Who is the more experienced of the two?Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?Rough or soft?How long do they usually last?Is protection used?Does it ever get boring?Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Penn has kidsIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? twoWho is the favorite parent? Skippy Who is the authoritative parent? neitherWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? SkippyWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? PennWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? BothWho goes to parent teacher interviews? PennWho changes the diapers? PennWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? PennWho spends the most time with the children? Penn. it’s his kidsWho packs their lunch boxes? SkippyWho gives their children ‘the talk’? PennWho cleans up after the kids? neitherWho worries the most? PennWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Penn

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? SkippyWho is the little spoon? SkippyWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? PennWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? Penn How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? A whileWho gives the most kisses? PennWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Magic Where is their favourite place to cuddle? The bedWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? PennHow often do they get time to themselves? Rarely 

Sleeping:

Who snores? PennIf both do, who snores the loudest? PennDo they share a bed or sleep separately? Separately. Sometimes togetherIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy upWho talks in their sleep? SkippyWhat do they wear to bed? Penn: Underwear. Skippy: PJs Are either of your muses insomniacs? SkippyCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? noDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Wrap their limbs around each otherWho wakes up with bed hair? BothWho wakes up first? PennWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? PennWhat is their favourite sleeping position? With Penn half way off the bed and Skippy lying comfortably on his end of the bedWho hogs the sheets? SkippyDo they set an alarm each night? YesCan a television be found in their bedroom? YesWho has nightmares? SkippyWho has ridiculous dreams? PennWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? PennWho makes the bed? SkippyWhat time is bed time? past midnightAny routines/rituals before bed? noWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Penn

Work:

Who is the busiest? Both areWho rakes in the highest income? PennAre any of your muses unemployed? noWho takes the most sick days? PennWho is more likely to turn up late to work? NeitherWho sucks up to their boss? NeitherWhat are their jobs? Penn: Magician, actor, writer. Skippy: (ex) Witches council member Who stresses the most? SkippyDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They enjoy themAre your muses financially stable? Yes

Home:

Who does the washing? PennWho takes out the trash? PennWho does the ironing? PennWho does the cooking? Skippy Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? PennWho is messier? PennWho leaves the toilet roll empty? NeitherWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? NeitherWho forgets to flush the toilet? Neither. gross. Who is the prankster around the house? BothWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? PennWho mows the lawn? PennWho answers the telephone? PennWho does the vacuuming? PennWho does the groceries? BothWho takes the longest to shower? Penn Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Penn

Miscellaneous:

With great annoyance, he reads what is written there, sighing and puffing his chest. Time to pretend. The doppelganger knew best what his counterpart would do, but it was so much more fun to play according to rumors. 

Reminder: After tonight, I will be out of touch until October 3rd. All roleplays, messages, comments, questions will not be answered until I return from London.

*poses* @vvilliamjoyce​ as in William Joyce from Quantum Break

“My poor baby who tried his god damn best but still fucked up immensely. R.I.P. William.”

The scientist shifted uncomfortably at the comment. After all, he couldn’t be dead. He was still too busy righting the wrongs of what he did. Particularly to his brother, Jack. 

❝Right... I- I’m Will and... Actually, I am still alive and kicking? I don’t know what are they trying to imply. And-- I didn’t fuck up that bad. Jack actually came back for me! And we even fixed time--❞   Oh man, this was just awkward. 

@nxtureiisms

“I apologize that I do not have that much time to talk.” Arthur stated, not even caring that this character appeared suddenly without his want or anything of that sort or any plans. “I have a meeting to attend to with the others, so whatever it is you must say tome please say it quickly if you wouldn’t mind sir.” He said this all with respect of course but it was obvious he was requesting that the male not waste any time.

He did not know if the other coming to see him today was important or not--if only he knew who the male standing before him was than he could formulate a better idea on the knowledge he had.