Something horrible is happening to me.
I just got in the mood to watch Twilight. TWILIGHT GUYS. Obviously finals week and parent drama has finally made me crack. Finally the delicate wiring in my mind has frayed, and there is nothing left.
In all honesty though, it's fun to watch because the actors are so obviously and unbearably uncomfortable with each other. None of the relationships appear real because the actors themselves are so.... stiff. We won't even go into how they continue to plaster Carlyle's makeup on with a spatula, but only on his face, or how the Volturi remind me a little too closely of the Mel Brooks adaptation of Dracula.
I saw Breaking Dawn and literally laughed for the first 5 minutes or so. Well actually the first hour. Because the music felt really dated and corny. I think that Carter Burwell's translation of "Bella's song" was well done, gotta admit, but as for everything else going on... what the heck. Oh my goodness though I had tears streaming from my face during the big wolf face off/voice over thing.
