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This fic is dedicated to three of my lovely packmates, @princecharmingwinks, @tails89, and @nutellarghh, who are just as (ir)responsible for its creation as I am <3
I hope you enjoy our Christmas collab, featuring artwork by @nutellarghh and @tails89, mood board by @princecharmingwinks, and fic by @fairytales-and-folklore
Author: fairytalesandfolklore
Title: Mint Condition
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Relationship: Derek Hale x Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Derek Hale x Laura Hale x Stiles Stilinski
Summary: He checks the clock, frowning in concern. Stiles had said he was going to change and that he'd be right back, but that was over twenty minutes ago. He's about to get up and go check on him, when the all-too-familiar tune of his least favorite song in the entire world starts playing on the stereo, and out comes Stiles wearing nothing but a jauntily perched Santa hat and a pair of the tiniest shorts Derek has ever seen — bright red satin to match his hat — and when Stiles twirls around to give Derek the full effect, he can make out the words naughty elf emblazoned across his asscheeks.
Derek can do little more than stare open-mouthed as Stiles saunters toward him, sucking on the end of a candy cane in what he probably imagines is a seductive way, shaking his ass in time to the music — which, ugh. (As far as Derek is concerned, if hell had a soundtrack, it'd be an endless loop of Santa Baby…but it's Stiles, so he'll make an exception.) Overall, the effect is actually quite charming, and Derek would be lying if he said it wasn't doing something for him.
And then Stiles starts talking.









