#nutellargh

This fic is dedicated to three of my lovely packmates, @princecharmingwinks, @tails89, and @nutellarghh, who are just as (ir)responsible for its creation as I am <3

I hope you enjoy our Christmas collab, featuring artwork by @nutellarghh and @tails89, mood board by @princecharmingwinks, and fic by @fairytales-and-folklore

Author: fairytalesandfolklore

Title: Mint Condition

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Relationship: Derek Hale x Stiles Stilinski

Characters: Derek Hale x Laura Hale x Stiles Stilinski

Summary: He checks the clock, frowning in concern. Stiles had said he was going to change and that he'd be right back, but that was over twenty minutes ago. He's about to get up and go check on him, when the all-too-familiar tune of his least favorite song in the entire world starts playing on the stereo, and out comes Stiles wearing nothing but a jauntily perched Santa hat and a pair of the tiniest shorts Derek has ever seen — bright red satin to match his hat — and when Stiles twirls around to give Derek the full effect, he can make out the words naughty elf emblazoned across his asscheeks.

Derek can do little more than stare open-mouthed as Stiles saunters toward him, sucking on the end of a candy cane in what he probably imagines is a seductive way, shaking his ass in time to the music — which, ugh. (As far as Derek is concerned, if hell had a soundtrack, it'd be an endless loop of Santa Baby…but it's Stiles, so he'll make an exception.) Overall, the effect is actually quite charming, and Derek would be lying if he said it wasn't doing something for him.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Laura Hale/Jordan Parrish Characters: Derek Hale, Laura Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Kate Argent, Cora Hale, Gerard Argent (mentioned), Kate Argent (mentioned), Cora Hale (mentioned), Jackson Whittemore, Lydia Martin Additional Tags: Minor Character Death, FBI Agent Stiles Stilinski, Laura Hale Lives, Elevators, Getting Together, Angst, Fluff, Crack, Humor, basically all the vibes, red bull fuelled hallucinations, No Beta, we die like my ambition, im only tagging this in case its someones trigger, zoofilia, Please read the notes! Summary:

The elevator started moving almost silently. Only after they went up over three floors did Stiles remember that he had to punch the button for his floor too.

He flailed to do so, not even really caring about the impression he was leaving on the anonymous Suit Dude. Work drained him to the point of not caring about anything.

It was a tall building, so the journey was long, but the silence wasn't awkward. Or maybe it was; again, Stiles was past the point of caring.

Or at least he had been, until the Suit Dude suddenly spoke.

"Okay," he said quietly. "I love you."

Oh. Well. What?!

Stiles whipped his head to look at the guy, but the man wasn't looking at him.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Cora Hale/Isaac Lahey, Vernon Boyd/Erica Reyes, Past Allison Argent/Scott McCall - Relationship, Scott McCall/Kira Yukimura, Allison Argent/Kira Yukimura, past Derek Hale/Kate Argent, Lydia Martin/Jackson Whittemore Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Sheriff Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski's Grandmother, Peter Hale, Erica Reyes, Vernon Boyd, Cora Hale, Isaac Lahey, Jackson Whittemore, Lydia Martin, Allison Argent, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Kira Yukimura, Jordan Parrish, Alan Deaton, Original Characters Additional Tags: Polish Stiles Stilinski, Polish Mythology, Polish Stilinskis, Stiles Stilinski Speaks Polish, Alpha Derek Hale, The Hale Pack - Freeform, Post-Nogitsune Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski is Part of the Hale Pack, Post-Season/Series 02, There's AU, and then there's whatever the hell I just did here, Found Family, Good Alpha Derek Hale, Alpha Derek, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Allison Argent Lives, Bad Friend Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Beta Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Derek Hale Leaves, Derek Hale Leaves Beacon Hills, Derek Comes Back, Blood and Injury, Explicit Language, Explicit Sexual Content, Top Derek Hale/Bottom Stiles Stilinski, Nice Peter Hale, Werewolf Culture, I straight up invented so much culture, got lost in the worldbuilding, Derek Hale Deserves Nice Things, Stiles Stilinski Deserves Nice Things, Mutual Pining, Pining, Hurt Stiles Stilinski, Emotionally Hurt Stiles Stilinski, Angst, Angst and Feels, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff, Crack, Serious Injuries, Violence, Gore, Blood and Gore, non Sterek smut, Het Sex Summary: