#nutcase speaks

Life is too short to explain all the reasons I get attached to stories with long dead fandoms

You can trust me to never change my url

I come up with hilarious jokes way too late

On today’s episode of “what would the majority of tumblr find offensive” we explore satirical cross-dressing 

I like to pretend I’m on a game show sometimes called “What would the majority of Tumblr find offensive?”  Today’s topic was Lollipop Chainsaw

I am here to say that male hyenas are literally always the lowest in the pecking order, hyenas kill 90% of their food and female hyenas have pseudo-penises that is all I am mad about animal behavior misrepresentation

#StopYouTubeGamersFromNamingRandomObjectsBecauseTheyAren’tCleverEnoughToComeUpWithActualCommentary2016

Wow humans are such strange creatures, I wonder how it’s possible to have so much assurance in so many assumptions