#nuggetbox

patch notes include:

yui is the disciplinary collective child again, i guess

a37 is once again matching with his dumbass twin manager brother

elanor and elysium now have, like, actual ages

poussey

we have condensed the Ayin Family Tree quite a lot

renzo canonically is one of the bloodfiends thats in the gondolas in the father quixote fight. get wrecked idiot

removed hyeon

added herobrine

that last part isn't even a joke

x and y are separate again

the logistics of it all are getting both less and more confusing, good luck trying to figure out all THAT

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ezio belongs to @masqorvid

like. there was one au where he was being actively corroded by the melting love suit, because angela hated him and also every other ayinspawn so she made them all corrode. but the guy just went "eh, i'll get my own fortitude up" and he DID??? like he was still slime goo boy for the rest of the au but HE DID IT. BY HIMSELF???

same with the robot au. like these robots have very limited free will for context, despite being sapient, theyre basically pets. if you tell them not to do something they cant. and adam37 was just like. "Eh. There's modding support online." AND MODDED HIMSELF. TO HAVE FREE WILL. AND THEN JUST FUCKING TOOK A BUS AND LEFT

yui became even weirder morals-wise somehow. they made a deal with der freischutz (a la the new outis id) and in doing so basically cemented that one day their brother will die. but to them its worth it, its all worth it in the end

this kind of revenge quest type shit is getting them more and more detached from who they are and who they were. they remember loops because of the deal, and so they just get increasingly fucked up in weird ways

and then you sprinkle in hyeon and a37. hyeon and a37 are what happens when the employee-inator fucks up and theres suddenly a temporal clone

like. yui stopped being Able to have temporal clones really. but before the deal - like juuuust before - there was a timeline where they survived a mass breach. and then the iteration of yui there came forward into the next loop, but like, thats kind of illegal? so they put chemicals in him, shoved him in a metal body, and he just lives here now?

a37 is a similar situation, temporal clone thing. but like. weird. weird as hell. brought back the "adam clone" part of him and hes a temporal clone of adam. except he has no idea about this because he spawned in memoryless and hokma was just like Yeah whatever. Put him in the agent pool its fine. And then it was not fine

poussey and mary are like weirdo fuckheads. poussey is like if a bird was a guy. mary is like if an angel had several genders. this is normal for them. (yes poussey is still canonically npd, he knows how to mask and stuff but he does have highs/crashes etc and views himself as Really Great. which he is for the record. i love him)

mary was drawn here From having some kind of weird, like, not premonition but not NOT a premonition about carmen. and she's just? kind of? weird? he looks into the well for fun and enrichment. they have every single disease

meanwhile poussey has taken it upon himself to be Really Good At Everything Ever since hes found himself in a timeloop. hes like, surprisingly chill about the timeloop actually. he wasnt at first but then a long time passed and now hes chill about it

adann is also there. nothing has changed he still does shitty skill checks for everything

viktoria got her "sees ghosts" trait from another au and now she's seeing ghosts of previous timelines everywhere. specifically ghosts of herself. the other ghosts kind of vanish over time but because shes Aware of her ghosts, they have a reason to stick around. she is kind of freaked out about this. also shes still epic and transgender lesbian

baksseyeong and maxim still have their weird gay romance going on. eliza is also there

shao needs some. plot. going on. but shes being workshopped rn along with reinhardt, cooper, yuri, paul, and adino

some new characters sprinkled in, as well as old ones i didnt talk about in the past, include gabriella (consistently control team captain), robin (who is some kind of weird feral boygirl), isaac (tragic horrible backstory. still tries very hard), weed (Weed), and SPACE (who functions similarly to a37 and hyeon)

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