#nsmtsm

...Jay should win the Ninjago Sexyman Tournament.

Jay, canonically, gets so many bitches. This pathetic loser of a man somehow managed to become the host of a TV show just by making the dumbest puns known to mankind.

Jay could probably get any of the ninja(excluding Lloyd) to date him. You have seen how gay he is with all of them, the way he seduces them. The way he manages to somehow lure them in despite being a wet sock in the form of a person.

Jay managed to form the League of Jay, essentially a cult to his name without even trying. There is no doubt in my mind that he has managed to make people question both their sexuality and their gender identity. He does this with no effort on his part, only purely through existing and being a rockstar nerd.

Merely through standing there he attracted the Munce Queen who lives in a culture where only the strongest and best of the Munce gain higher status.

He even managed to get Nya.

Jay, canonically, has the power of a sexyman. He is the most pathetic loser to ever exist and yet he gets all the bitches

I’ve been inspired to created a tournament of nearly all Ninjago characters to see who is the ULTIMATE SEXYMAN!!

Now go! Vote for your simped upon blorbos!

ROUND ONE:

(Tagged with NSMT)

Plundar vs Neuro

Nadakhan vs King Vangelis

Jay Walker vs Clouse

Edna Walker vs Kalmaar

Ed Walker vs Skylor Chen

Samukai vs Bolobo

Hounddog McBraug vs Mystakè

Master Chen vs Gayle Gossip

Raver Seven vs Doubloon

The Mechanic vs Milton Dyer

Unagami vs Adam

Echo Zane vs Rufus McAllister

Paleman vs Lord Garmadon

Fintlocke vs Sally

P.I.X.A.L. vs Harumi

Cyrus Borg vs Captain Soto

Twitchy Tim vs Maya Jiang

Dogshank vs Ronin

Mr. E vs Dwayne

Monkey Wrench vs Aspheera

Ash vs Faith

Antonia vs Dr. Julien

Fungus vs Scott

Lilly vs Master Wu

Vania vs Krux

Ultra Violet vs Lloyd Garmadon

Okino vs Ghoultar

Vinny Folson vs Lou

Karlof vs Misako

Shade vs Korgran

Eyezor vs Nelson

Iron Baron vs Kai Smith

Tox vs The FSM

Cryptor vs Nya Smith

Postman vs Ray Smith

Dareth vs Zane Julien

Morro vs Pythor

Gravis vs Master Yang

Commissioner vs Skales

Jacob Pevsner vs Akita

Cole Hence vs Griffin Turner

Benthomaar vs Chamille

The Overlord vs Acronix

Daddy No Legs vs Clutch Powers

Nuckal vs Machia

Kruncha vs The Great Devourer

Preeminent vs Min Droid

Kozu vs Bansha

ROUND TWO:

(Tagged with NSMT2)

Plundar vs Nadakhan

Jay Walker vs Edna Walker

Skylor Chen vs Samukai

Mystakè vs Gayle Gossip

Racer Seven vs Milton Dyer

Unagami vs Echo Zane

Lord Garmadon vs Flintlocke

P.I.X.A.L. vs Cyrus Borg

Maya Jiang vs Ronin

Mr. E vs Aspheera

Faith vs Antonia

Scott vs Lilly

Vania vs Lloyd Garmadon

Okino vs Vinny of NGTV News

Karlof vs Korgran

Eyezor vs Kai Smith

Tox vs Nya Jiang

Ray Smith vs Zane Julien

Morro vs Gravis

Skales vs Akita

Cole Hence vs Benthomaar

Acronix vs Clutch Powers

Machia vs The Great Devourer

Min Droid vs Bansha

ROUNDE THREE:

(Tagged with NSMT3)

Plundar vs Jay Walker

Skylor Chen vs Mystake

Racer Seven vs Unagami

Lord Garmadon vs P.I.X.A.L.

Ronin vs Mr. E

Faith vs Scott

Lloyd Garmadon vs Vinny of NGTV News

Karlof vs Kai Smith

Nya Smith vs Zane Julien

Morro vs Skales

Cole Hence vs Acronix

The Great Devourer vs Mindroid

ROUND FOUR:

(Tagged with NSMT4)

Skylor Chen vs Jay Walker

Racer Seven vs Lord Garmadon

Ronin vs Scott

Lloyd Garmadon vs Kai Smith

Nya Smith vs Morro

Cole Hence vs The Great Devourer

SEMI-FINALS:

(Tagged with NSMTSM)

Kai Smith vs Ronin

Jay Walker vs Lord Garmadon

Cole Hence vs Nya Smith

FINALS:

(Tagged with NSMTF)