I come to you, Ninjago Fandom, to say one thing and one thing only.
...Jay should win the Ninjago Sexyman Tournament.
Jay, canonically, gets so many bitches. This pathetic loser of a man somehow managed to become the host of a TV show just by making the dumbest puns known to mankind.
Jay could probably get any of the ninja(excluding Lloyd) to date him. You have seen how gay he is with all of them, the way he seduces them. The way he manages to somehow lure them in despite being a wet sock in the form of a person.
Jay managed to form the League of Jay, essentially a cult to his name without even trying. There is no doubt in my mind that he has managed to make people question both their sexuality and their gender identity. He does this with no effort on his part, only purely through existing and being a rockstar nerd.
Merely through standing there he attracted the Munce Queen who lives in a culture where only the strongest and best of the Munce gain higher status.
He even managed to get Nya.
Jay, canonically, has the power of a sexyman. He is the most pathetic loser to ever exist and yet he gets all the bitches
...That is all. Have a good day and may the best Sexyman win.
