Ingo: Why is it that you hate me so much?
Alstor: You make my job a whole lot harder.
Ingo: Ah, apologies. I did not realize I was creating more work for you.
Alstor: Sorry isn't gonna cut it kid. How about you try leaving me the hell alone.
Ingo: … Why do you choose to be bitter?
Ingo: I have been nothing but polite to you in every interaction we have had together, and yet you still choose to be bitter towards me.
Alstor: Well I don't "choose" to be annoyed by you.
Ingo: Yes you do. It may not be an active choice you make, but it IS a choice.
Alstor: If you wanna not piss me off, you're doing a pretty terrible job.
Ingo: You know what's ironic? In this situation and so many of our interactions, I'M the one being the adult while you throw your childish tantrums.
Alstor: Hasn't that Coro taught you to respect your elders?!
Ingo: Hasn't ANYONE taught you how to BEHAVE?!
Ingo: NO!! You are going to SHUT UP for a minute! I do not like you. I hate you even. Because for some reason, you cannot stand me. Despite my hatred of you however, I have been nothing but courteous. You, however, seem to be fixated on hating everyone and everything around you. You refuse to be kind and you refuse to compromise and you choose to be one of the most UNPLEASANT people in the entire Underground.
Alstor: And what makes YOU the expert?
Ingo: Because I have DEALT with a NUMBER of people who are like you. I have been forced to be kind and courteous to people who couldn't give a single ounce of care to anyone other than themselves. I've been accosted by spoiled toddlers shambling about in the bodies of adults whining about not getting exactly what they want exactly when they want it! I could often handle it most of the time because I generally would not see them again due to my line of work, but I have to interact with YOU on nearly a WEEKLY BASIS! And you know what?! I am at my fffffFUCKING LIMIT!! I am SICK and TIRED of trying to be nice to someone who wouldn't in a MILLION YEARS do the same for ANYONE ELSE!! It takes making an ACTIVE CHOICE to be nice! SO MAKE IT YOU PREHISTORIC INCONSIDERATE, CRUEL, RUDE, ACTIVELY HATEFUL SACK OF SHIT!!!
Ingo: *panting heavily, trembling with rage*
Alstor: … Now look here kid-
Ingo: I AM AN ARCEUSDAMNED ADULT YOU ROTTON GARBADOR VOMIT PUDDLE-