#npc bundle

Here's one for you DM's who just need some NPCs' for your bars/pubs.

1: A Goliath, who is just pounding down as much alcohol as possible. When talked to, they will be just a little bit tipsy.

2: A halfling & their teifling pal who are playing poker in the back of the pub.

3: A squad of orcs, half orcs, & a very odd looking kobold, who are doing a type of arm wrestling competition while having drinks.

4: A local guard who is blackout on the counter with a half finished drink (if any of the player touches the drink the local guard will wake up, warn them off, then pass out again)

5: An old dwarf & their family, just having a get together in the bar.

6:  A half elf inventor, who is working on some sort of weird pocket watch, in a multiple person stall, all by themselves.

7: A bard who is really trying hard to sound good... but trying hard is the best that can be said about it.

Here’s one for you DM’s who want a pair of NPC adventures for your party to come across.

1: A Necromancer & a Cleric who have gained a strange friendship over medicine & have now going around the world & “Healing all who need to be healed” (They are looking for a mechanic to join them, since mending can only do so much for warforged & machines)

2:  A Storm Giant & a Halfing Biologist, who go about the coastal regions of the world to just figure out what all those nifty coastal & sea creatures are doing.

3: A Rakasha & A Terminus Priest, who gained a friendship in the belief that “Order Is Everything” & now are trying to go around the local region to “persuade” anyone & everyone they can of this point.

4: An Elderly Elf Archaeologist & their Young Ork assistant. They tend to be found on the outside of dungeons (studying it) & like to warn people of possible traps & enemies that can be found in said dungeon

5: A Warforged soldier who is lost in the current world & a kobold druid who is guiding them down the path of the wonderments of nature (These two would be found in  areas that are away from civilization)

6: A Zealot Paladin & their Incubus companion, who are traveling together in the need for “Self improvement & realization of one’s morality against their own nature”

7:  Two dwarves in a trench coat & 3 goblins in a trench coat, who both have become friends with each other for their same style of trenchout, without noticing that they are both just people stacked in a trench coat

Here's one for you DM's that want some monsters that the players can be casual with.

1: A Kenku traveler, who's great perception they use to find hard to reach geographic areas that are rich in ore & mines it for themselves. If they find anyone on their travels & have ores, they will try to sell it at quite the upmark (about 20% higher than base price)

2: A changeling that has changes between 52 specific forms & owns an apartment building that only they live in. Why do they do this? Simple, it's just advanced tax return fraud!

3: A specter, that just spends all of their time maintaining a library. They often leave the library to gain more books for it... it's very much recommended that you never barrow a book & bring it back late (or not at all)!

4: An awakened shrub, who moves around the world to get the best places to rest & get sunlight. They have been doing this for so long, they have made a list of places which are the best to stay for each time of year.

5: A cyclops astronomer, who is attempting to study the stars. If only they were smaller then they could use those observatories. Well attempting to make their own observatory for giants will just have to do!

6: A cambion, who's attempting to make their own city to rule... if only more people could put their trust into this fiend, then it would have been done long ago.

7: A water elemental, who is chilling in a rather excoriatingly hot area. They just like the feel of themselves evaporating & honestly wouldn't mind being mist

1: A wandering halfing minstral, that has no-skill in playing their instrument.

2: A mixed group of kobolds, dragonborns, & one tiny pseudodragon who are looking for a ‘very warm’ & ‘very tall’ place to live.

3: An Elf doctor & their entourage of nurses, who wander from town to town, to do ‘miracle treatments’.

4: A band of misfit adventures, who wander around looking for quests. Their personalities clash with each other, but they are staying as a group for some reason...

5: The villains treacherous heir of a former king, who knows wanders the world alone, due to being exiled & losing their ambition.

6: A floating pearl looking crystal ball, it wanders about aimlessly… maybe it’s looking for something?

7: A general & their soldiers, who wander about looking for a new home, when they defected their own nation.

Here's one for you DM's that want some entertainers in your NPC tool set.

1: A professional Orc juggler, who can jungle anything that is thrown at them (even if it should be impossible). No one has seen them stop juggling...

2: A halfling poet, who makes magically infused poems so great, that everyone who listens to it will start to convulse in agony & sadness (it might even be illegal to read them out loud)

3: A giant horn player, who has only two volumes. Loud, & glass shattering, ear hurting, & bone rumbling loud!

4 An Elf Artisan, who likes to make out of proportion drawing of people. The regular people love, the elvish art snobs don't!

5:A Teifling Dog Showman, Who owns a "dog circus" that they bring from town to town. It brings in a large crowd, after all it's cute dogs doing cute dog tricks

6: A Hill giant clown, their flower that dispenses water can actually drown a person if they aren't careful.

7: A Drow building painter, who make's beautiful pieces of art... all of them glorifying our great spider mother Lilith!

Here’s one for you DM’s that need some people that have been afflicted by something of the magical verity

1: A dwarf miner who has had most of their arm turned into gold due to underground fey magic. Do not touch the gold arm, it is a source of pride & value.

2: A pure breed yuan-ti who was turned into a HUMAN! Due to yuan-ti’s culture, the pure breed has been thrown out till they can find a way to “Fix this”.

3: A giant dog who has been made into a oozey dog due to eating a strange ooze orb that was found at the bottom of the lake. 

4: A Drow who was made into a fly, due to a faux pas that was done in front of a lolith priestess

5: A stone giant that has been cursed with a spell that increases its weight. It’s currently stuck in the ground due to said wight.

6: A halfling warlock, who has been cursed with the ability to become a sort of object on verbal command. Is currently stuck in the form of “half a stool & a nifty flower”, due to not thinking out a way to be able to give a verbal command in a non-vocular form.

7: A half-orc adventure, that is currently being turned into a quartz statue. Roughly 0.5% of their body become quarts every day!

Here’s one for you DM’s that want a battle experience, but currently lonely, person to show up for a bit.

1: A dwarf ranged fighter, who is currently just wandering about looking for fighters for the next crew they need.

2: A human bard that has been playing a sad melody for about 2 weeks, in memory of their fallen friends.

3: A Harpy Commander that is not really to bother at the fact that their whole squad died & is more interested in just finding some lunch & a place to nap.

4: An otter who was a party’s mascot, that now just travels about, looking for a new crew of adventurers to follow (& to mooch food of off)

Here’s one for you dm’s that want some NPC's that are just average people on the street. 

1: A very tall teifling who always wants to bring up the topic of quilting in conversations… now one knows why, since they don't really like quilting that much. 

2:  A bearded devil, who is pretending to not be a bearded devil. Everyone knows he's a bearded devil, they just play along due to not wanting to piss off a bearded devil. 

3: A half-ork beer brewer who makes beer of extremely different quality (ie it's either really good, or really bad) 

4: A prideful halfling barbarian who has an assistant elf... the elf may or may not be there just to get things off of tall cabinets. 

5: A gaggle of goblins who are here to buy ALL THE SOAP, may be planning to make a somewhat bed bath & beyond type of store. 

6: A human, who is carrying around a big steel safe around with them for some reason. 

7: A crow that is in a business suit & is holding a briefcase, seems like they are on important business... better not disturb them.