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At first I was thinking they go all the way to the start of Alastor’s creation to the previous universes but then I thought of something better!

What if the spell goes straight to the earliest Alastor arrived into the current universe? Let’s say before the creation of Heaven and the angels.

The Hazbins watch as God creates the Speaker and when they are done gives her to Alastor who greets her with a smile and becomes her mentor.

The Hazbins continue watching as God and Roo are hash out the laws and specifics of the Universe-to-be while Alastor, Anastasia and Roo’s representatives interact.

Surprisingly despite being on opposite sides, all of them get along very well. The others even dote on Speaker as the youngest.

The voice and mannerisms of Roo’s representatives are very familiar. But their appearances are so vastly different that it takes a while until Charlie and Husk eventually realise it’s Rosie and Zestial.

Time doesn’t exist yet but it takes a while for God and Roo to finalise everything and by this time the Speaker is more than ready to play her part.

God and Roo activate the Universe letting Creation begin and Alastor, Rosie and Zestial disappear.

The next memory is Alastor being born to his human mother.

I am now imagining them watching as Alastor explains things to the Speaker, explains how things work, introducing her to the others, explaining about the past universes - and they learn about his past loves.

Zophobia!Vox, and Lucifer Magne.

He talks about how the first universe he was the only one, and he and his love were children, running in fields and playing with each toher, that the world worked differently (toon physics) and how he was so much smaller but he would do things like pull out a hammer and hit someone with it, or give him flowers even when they just rotted or melted or he ate them - because he enjoyed destroying the flowers, and Vox liked watching him be happy. The most they ever did was kiss on the cheek, but he loved him.

(Vox, hearing this, freaking out)

He also mentions that time he was a deer that could take human form!

Then that universe ended and the new one started and it was closer to the one that God and Roo are making now, with hell and so on, and exterminations and redemption, and he tried to find Vox but that version wasn't the one he'd loved, he was made as a rival to him and he was cold and cruel and liked to hurt and try and kill him.

(Vox is freaking out EVEN MORE)

And so he couldn't love him as he had before and decided that one was HIS Vox's family member but not him, so he fell in love again! With Lucifer Magne.

(Lucifer: wait, what!)

And he was stern and solemn, though he could be goofy when you got to him, and he liked polka. He was a hard worker who ruled justly and wisely and loved Hell and sinners and was hurt by the exterminations, but didn't approve of redemption cause it meant THEIR people going to heaven. That was a more mature love.

(aka they did more then just kiss on the cheek and play together)

And he eventually asked him to marry him, and he agreed. And then the universe ended.

(They all see him smile sadly and touch his hand and that's when they realise he's wearing a wedding ring.)

"I'm going to stay away from the new universes Lucifer," he says. "If it's anything like the Vox situation, he'll be worse, and crueler, and - I don't want to. It hurts, looking at them. Hopefully I won't fall for anyone this time."

(Concept is like Cosmic Being)

Alastor is the Concept of Contradictions. They embody the Duality that all living beings live by: creativity and apathy, creation and destruction, love and hate, kindness and cruelty, and so on.

They don’t stay completely one thing. Their duality is so confusing, contradicting, and confounding even to God and Roo. (Part of the reason the two love Alastor.)

Their initial design was a being of Chaos which forces Change and Growth but God found that too predictable so he added Order on a whim and created a being of Contradiction. Alastor who embodies the Free Will living beings hold in their core was created.

In his first Universe(Zoophobia), Alastor was at his most chaotic. He was a new Being, silly at best and utterly mad(Wonderland-like) at worst. He followed the rules in in his own way and deeply loved the world and its inhabitants in his own like a game. He tried to keep things interesting to keep the Campaign going but in doing so he came off as antagonistic, troublesome, and maybe even evil to the Natives.

It was in his second Universe(Pilot) that Alastor learned mortal love, empathy, and kindness from his mother. It gave him understanding and tempered his chaotic nature to something more manageable for the Natives. He loved his mother dearly and was thankful for her.

He also learned mortal cruelty, hatred, and emptiness from his “father” who killed his mother.

Alastor did not regret going against the Restrictions placed on him to tear the man’s existence into nothingness.

Later Alastor was actually grateful to have Restrictions cause the Campaign may have been forced to reset in his grief and he’d lose his mother’s traces.

Alastor became a successful radio host(who brings joy to those listening) and serial killer(who brings upon fear to the wicked). He dies in a hunting accident and wakes up as a demon in Hell.

Alastor follows his role to be an enigmatic and powerful figure by taking down the Old Overlords, broadcasting their screams, and establishes himself as the Radio Demon.

I despise you.

A mini comic of my oc Vera~

In the event of a Truth Spell, Alastor’s true feelings about everyone is revealed.

He adores them like actually likes them. Even Lucifer who he argues with. Alastor reveals to be understanding of why the king acts the way he does, and while he may not like how the fallen angel acts at times with prejudice and classism, he does understand why.

Alastor is also a big fan of Huskerdust and just gushes on how cute they are.

He loves that they are all a diverse cast of complicated characters.

If it’s the episode where Vox and Velvette are invited to the Hotel, Vox is totally asking if Alastor ever cared for him.

Alastor admits that of course he cared for him. He actually adored Vox and found him cute once upon a time but unfortunately their friendship was not meant to last.

Vox crashes before hearing that last part.

Pilot Lucifer and Alastor actually got along pretty well when they met. With the former eventually developing feelings for the latter.

P!Lucifer didn’t care much for his heir’s silly project and found her overall execution very laughable. He actually felt second hand embarassment over her TV interview. So when she called him to for a favour to arrange a meeting with Heaven. He point black refused her request.

However Charlie was persistent even inviting him over to tour her Hotel. He was bored and could use a laugh so he accepted and told her he’ll be coming over tomorrow.

The next day, P!Lucifer portaled over and Charlie greeting him with attempted poise.

P!Lucifer noted that while the Hotel may have been clean and tidy, the welcoming decor was… childish.

He said so and Charlie’s smile faltered. Before it could fully drop, something caught Charlie’s eye and she rushed forward and brought it to her father. It was Alastor.

Charlie introduced him as her Overlord business partner. P!Lucifer was ready for the sins of Pride, Greed, Envy or Lust to flash in Alastor’s soul but he felt… nothing.

P!Lucifer thought he misread the soul for a moment.

Alastor introduced himself with poise and grace. Far more than his heir who literally had etiquette lessons since she was little up to a few decades ago.

P!Lucifer was knocked out of his stupor and rather than remain distant like he usually does, he actually took Alastor’s hand and gave it a kiss as his eyes met Alastor’s with a smoulder.

He wanted to see if he really saw wrong.

Alastor blinked at him in surprise and chuckled, commenting how rare it is to be given such a gentlemanly greeting.

What P!Lucifer saw right. Alastor had felt none of the sins for him.

No Pride over someone more powerful trespassing on their territory, no Greed for the wealth the King possesses, no Envy for the power he holds, and no Lust for his beauty.

This was the first time any human felt nothing for him.

How intriguing.

Ooh I love this! That being said I think Alastor does care about Charlie, and so P!Lucifer might get some WRATH from him - protective rage over how Charlie thinks she's a failure.

And imagine him falling for this Lucifer - and then the game ends and he will never see him again. No WONDER it's on sight with C!Lucifer who is so similar and so different.

I envisioned a scene in my head that in during Season 2(maybe Episode 3), a mysterious masked figure finds their way into the Hazbin Hotel asking for Alastor.

Charlie tries to be hospitable only to get pushed aside. Vaggie is angry and attempts to defend Charlie before being flung back. Husk and Angel Dust attempt to join in the fray but their weapons proved less than effective.

Vox and Velvette are happy with getting quality footage.

Both sides are at a stalemate with Charlie struggling to decide to actually attack when Niffty interrupts.

She happily greets the mysterious figure and asks if Alastor is expecting them. The figure replies that Alastor doesn’t know they are here yet only to be interrupted by Alastor appearing.

There is one quiet moment before the figure attacks with glowing golden rope. Alastor reciprocates with his shadows only to jump away when the ropes snake past the tendrils.

In a surprising display of gymnastics and parkour, Alastor evades all the rope.

The figure clapped and compliments Alastor saying they are better than they remember then saying something in a language no one understands. Except Lucifer, Vaggie, and Alastor himself.

Lucifer and Vaggie are shocked while Alastor stares at the figure. Alastor summons a never before seen scythe before leading the figure outside for a proper fight.

And fight they did, buildings were decimated in their wake until they crash into a chapel.

Both are standing until the figure kneels and holds out his hand. They then ask for Alastor to marry them. That’s what the Hazbin Crew (and 2/3 of the Vees) arrives to.

(The masked figure is Lucifer Magne.)

Ooh I love this! But why just Magne, lets bring in toon!Vox too! (just to mess with Vox lol)

And of course Alastor says yes! Then he asks how they're there, they were put in storage, frozen, how are they THERE he's missed them!

I’m thinking that after each Season Finale there is like a Trial to decide to continue or not. If they agree to continue, everyone except God, Roo, and the Special NPCs memories from the Trial are locked away for the next Trial.

Speaker, Alastor, Zestial, and Rosie are the judge, jury, and executioners.

The Heaven, Hell, and Earth have to pick a team of representatives to present their cases for continued existence.

I think it would be hilarious if Alastor is blatantly on the side of the universe continuing, and is just obviously cheating like a motherfucker and agreeing with all three sets of representatives so they have to work with him to convince the others.

Zestial is convinced pretty easily by Carmilla, so its up to them convincing the Speaker and Rosie.

Alastor pulls out the big guns for the Speaker - Sera and Emily wearing maid outfits and asking with big begging eyes. She agrees.

What if the NPC reveal happened because the Campaign was put on Pause so God and Roo can decide whether or not to continue?

The NPCs have a symbol on their head indicating their status as Special/Aware NPCs and/or are teleported out of the Campaign.

They like become Giants in the eyes of everyone else because they are outside the “Board.”

They can still interact with the “Natives” via chat/call function. Like in games.