The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.

'Thou sloochatted to have a not so dear starry droog of mine eemya'd with Dim, thanks to him being quite the sodding gloopy malchick, like, and after a glorious nochy of horrorshow ultra-violence, the coppers had appeared to lovet wind of us, as long as it took them, thine arrived to the scene rather skorry, like, and as we were all hopping a fence to make our daring escape, Dim got his malenky sharries loveted on a post, and it ripped his yarbles in dva! Well, not quite, but I'm sure odin of his sharries fell out, perhaps even an officer of the law found it.'

To: Sonia-san

Eh..? But what would I do with a sheep? I'd like to have one of course and it sounds lovely...but I have nowhere to keep it and I don't think One nee-sama would be pleased if I brought animals into the house without telling her...!