ruby and ren for the ultimate brotp meme? :0
who steals french fries off the other’s plate: does ruby steal ren’s french fries ? yes. is she completely horrified to realise that they’re zucchini, and they’ve tricked her into eating none - starch vegetables ? also yes.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: no one is asking that. they’re asking shit like when their mom’s coming back because these kids have been loitering outside the grocery store sipping juice boxes for fifteen minutes.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: ren. except replace jail with “detention”, and even then in some cases ren would be in there with her for allowing ruby to copy their homework.
who gives the other advice / comfort about dating issues: ren tries their best you know ? ren is always going to be there for her, but even then they’re not above saying shit like “ i know you’re dating pom but he used to bully me when we were kids - i only put up with him because stizza’s an angel - and i still kind of hate him, but have fun i guess ???? ”
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: ruby.
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: ruby.
who starts and who wins the pillow fights: ruby starts it, and it’s a fifty-fifty chance on who wins.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: your ruby would say this to jaune, i can just feel it in my bones, it’s the kind of thing she would say.