#notsoharsh

[pm] Right, just like us. She's good at it too. She took out this freaky rat thing. It was pretty badass.

[pm] See, I don't wanna say too much more, cause I'll sound like a crazy person. But yeah, zombie wedding crashers in a burning church, does that sound familiar?

[pm] More or less. I can’t promise I remember all of what we talked about, Brain Girl, but I think I said some stuff I probably shouldn’t have.

I kinda feel like that's a pretty weird tattoo to get even when the sun isn't winking at people.

As a tattoo artist, I’ll say that weird tattoos are only weird to people who don’t get them. As someone who has tattoos, yeah, it’s fucking weird as hell. Sorry not sorry.

[pm] You think one of your doctors lost a watch in one of the decedents? This is a joke, right? I guess his time was up.

[pm] I’ve been around a while but not that long. I haven’t the slightest, and even if I did, I wouldn’t want to get in any more trouble with them.

[pm] A friend of mine sort of thinks I'm a slayer. It's this whole thing, but I'm in too deep to tell the truth now. Plus, it sounds like these things are hurting people, so taking them out is probably good, right?

(pm) Second question: Are you insane? If a real slayer comes round looking for the new man in town, unless they’re literally a potato - and I mean an actual potatoe, not just someone who’s dim-witted - they’ll know what you are. And they’ll kill you.

[pm] You promised? To what? To whom? Are you bound to do this?

[user contemplates if they need to change from murdering humans to fae while typing all this]