@notsoharsh
[pm] Right, just like us. She's good at it too. She took out this freaky rat thing. It was pretty badass.
[pm] Oh, uh yeah, she can definitely hold her own. Freaky rat thing?
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@notsoharsh
[pm] Right, just like us. She's good at it too. She took out this freaky rat thing. It was pretty badass.
[pm] Oh, uh yeah, she can definitely hold her own. Freaky rat thing?

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@notsoharsh replied to your post “[pm] Okay, you're the eighth Jane I've bothered, and this is going to...”
[pm] See, I don't wanna say too much more, cause I'll sound like a crazy person. But yeah, zombie wedding crashers in a burning church, does that sound familiar?
[pm] ... Is this some kind of joke? I might have had a dream like that last night. And I’m injured now.
@notsoharsh replied to your post: [pm] Hey. You said you wanted to talk?
[pm] More or less. I can’t promise I remember all of what we talked about, Brain Girl, but I think I said some stuff I probably shouldn’t have.
[pm] About pretending to be a slayer to get hunters to leave you alone or about getting rid of your soul once upon a time?
notsoharsh replied to your post “You gotta love Cresters… The sun sprouts an eyeball beach gets flooded...”
I kinda feel like that's a pretty weird tattoo to get even when the sun isn't winking at people.
As a tattoo artist, I’ll say that weird tattoos are only weird to people who don’t get them. As someone who has tattoos, yeah, it’s fucking weird as hell. Sorry not sorry.
[pm] Hey! You work at the morgue, right? I'm Harsh, I work at the hospital. This is a little weird, but have you gotten a body with a watch in it? One of the doctors here thinks he lost one in surgery and the body might have been sent down to you guys.
[pm] You think one of your doctors lost a watch in one of the decedents? This is a joke, right? I guess his time was up.
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[pm] Hey Lydia. So this is sort of a shot in the dark, but you've been around for a while, right? You don't happen to know any elder vampires [del: who might not mind losing a couple fingers], do you?
[pm] I’ve been around a while but not that long. I haven’t the slightest, and even if I did, I wouldn’t want to get in any more trouble with them.
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notsoharsh replied to your post “[pm] So, I have kind of a weird favor to ask. Would you go hunting...”
[pm] A friend of mine sort of thinks I'm a slayer. It's this whole thing, but I'm in too deep to tell the truth now. Plus, it sounds like these things are hurting people, so taking them out is probably good, right?
(pm) Second question: Are you insane? If a real slayer comes round looking for the new man in town, unless they’re literally a potato - and I mean an actual potatoe, not just someone who’s dim-witted - they’ll know what you are. And they’ll kill you.
But fine. Yes. Moose. Yes. Probably. When? Where?
[pm] Hey uh, weird question. Do you want to go hunt some weird monster moose things with me? I promised someone I'd take care of them, but I don't really know what I'm doing.
[pm] You promised? To what? To whom? Are you bound to do this?
[user contemplates if they need to change from murdering humans to fae while typing all this]
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