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The Godfather of British blues. Only took me 40 years to finally see him. #johnmayall #bluesbreakers #notjohnmayer (at Neighborhood Theatre)

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Sounds Like Someone I Used To Know

John Mayer represents every guy who tells you that he's "worried that you're getting too attached" right after you hook up. That guy who's kinda smarmy but funny and engaging. He can think abstractly and keep up with you intellectually, but the functional, normal-relationship part is missing: for instance, you never let him see you without makeup on and he'll never go with you to get your dry cleaning. He's every guy you really like who only texts you when he's bored. Every guy who's sent you cryptic, half-jokey Emojis on your birthday. Every emotionally stunted dude from Brooklyn that you know cerebrally that you shouldn't be wasting your time on, but you do anyway. You know, that guy! The one whose presence in your life teaches you never to be that much of a self-hating idiot again.

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