#not steven

So I started listening to this podcast called My Dad Wrote A Porno. If you’re not familiar, the host’s father wrote a series of erotic novellas. And let me tell you...it is the LEAST sexy sex-based story every written. The chapter they just read was so gross I legit felt nauseous. With that being said, I’ve never laughed so hard in my life and I highly recommend checking it out.

Should i convert this to a primarily art blog or keep it as it is?

Mads Mikkelsen covered in blood and killing everyone in sight...is my kink???

So there is this girl that I work with. Well, we work for the same company and I see her in the hallway and lunch room sometimes. But ever since I first laid eyes on her I’ve had it bad for her. Literally the first time I saw her I stopped dead in my tracks and forgot what I was doing. She’s like one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my life. And I’ve been seeing her around and smiling at her for so long and just found out her name today (our company is pretty big so even though I’ve been there for over a year there’s still a lot of people who’s names I don’t know.) Anyway I formally met her for the first time today. She was very shy but I got her to laugh a couple of times. Her laugh is fucking adorable. She’s switching to a new area closer to where I am so I will probably see her more often now. Which is sweet but also sucks because I’ve been feeling really shitty about myself lately. I’ve gained a lot of weight over the past year and I’m having a really hard time losing it and my self confidence is basically zero. I don’t even know if this girl swings that way but I know that if I felt better about myself I’d at least have the guts to try and be friends with her. Ugh, I don’t know. I just needed to get that off my chest.