Jan 12, 2025
do u have any ideas for a headmate that gives off autism creature vibes - 🎻
honestly??? id just give you the autism creature right back 😭😭 they are perfect as is <3
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do u have any ideas for a headmate that gives off autism creature vibes - 🎻
honestly??? id just give you the autism creature right back 😭😭 they are perfect as is <3
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So it’s not something the young President would normally engage in. However, he’d foolishly made a deal with Scarlet. In hindsight, he shouldn’t have. He’d agreed that if she could get all of the executives, the Turks and an extra six thousand signatures in three hours he would stand in the entrance way and allow people to hug him. Of course, he never expected her to pull off such a feat; but she had. The best bit? Rufus would actually hug them too.
Well here he was -- waiting to give out hugs.
❣️ / reblog this for a smol mobile starter.
This Won’t Be The Last You See of Me
DENNIS: Good evening, Lara.
LARA: Hey. You smell nice.
DENNIS: Ralph Lauren. So how’s work and the ol’ doggo?
LARA: You’re gonna’ spill that.
DENNIS: Nice save, babe.
LARA: I got a front page piece. My dog is still my favorite boy in the world.
DENNIS: Alrighty...I’ll let the pasta bake in the oven. (begins to kneel down on one kneel)
LARA: What are you doing down there?
DENNIS: I am ready to spend the rest of my life with you.
LARA: Oh…
DENNIS: Lara, will you be the one to-
LARA: No,I will not.
DENNIS: Day after day I spent hours diligently stringing together beta master plan version 1.0 just for it to be taken away from its puppeteer in a matter of seconds. I got rid of our obstacles so that we could be here in this kitchen waiting for my ready- made lasagna to warm up. I asked you just a normal question and you said the wrong answer. Would John make you smoothie bowls? Would your purebred dog (who can barely breathe) give you unconditional love and support? Probably. But I know they wouldn’t be caught dead in the cinema watching film written and directed by Nicholas Sparks.
LARA: My friends were right: you are Jafar from the hit movie Aladdin.
DENNIS: Are you gonna stay for lasagna?
LARA: Well, I am hungry.
DENNIS: So why the no?
LARA: Dennis, you asked me to marry you after three weeks of dating.
DENNIS: Because I jumped through hoops to get to you!
LARA: Making a false restraining order against John isn’t jumping through hoops, it’s probably illegal.
DENNIS: You think I knew what a smoothie bowl was?
LARA: You make that point and several false ones. My dog can breathe fine. You’re the one who suggested “Love After War: White People Only” a movie directed by Nicholas Sparks.
DENNIS: Would you love me after my plan systematically updates to the latest version?
LARA: Lasagna is ready.
okay i caved, i moved it x: @loyalservants
The irritation was easily seen, easily picked up on. How could it not be? Especially with such a big frown on such a long face. That didn't stop this Mun, no. Not even being yanked into close proximity; feeling that hot breath on their face. Even dared a little smooch on the nose as a smirk took their face.
"Call my wife then, she'll want to see me put you back in your place. Tail tucked, head down."
Prying the hands? Claws. Off of them, Dad dusted themself off as an air of confidence seemed to unfurl their sails a little further.
"Now you listen here, you 'don't know how to shower' dumbass. Keep your dirty little mits off of me. I don't want to smell like a wet barn after all; nor do I need you bleating away my time with your nonsense."
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i hate my sister so much sometimes.
“you have a real life waiting right here”
“friends on the Internet are fake and you need to pull your head out of your ass”
ugh so anyway hi sam thanks for the spam you shithead
headcanon list.
1. alteans can see what they hear. sort of like synthesia, the neurological disorder of a crossing of senses, allura can see colors that correspond to the sounds she hears, and can taste most of what she smells. the paladins, when speaking, have colors that OPPOSE the ones of which they represent; i.e shiro fluctuates white, lance shows red, etc. this played a key role in her determining which lions would be assigned to each boy, as personality traits can also be identified by the colors and emotions she can feel. 2. alteans also have enhanced hearing and seeing. allura can see approximately ten meters in front of her in the dark, dust particles hovering in the air, and can hear so well she can identify exactly which organ in your body isn't working properly. this makes air battle difficult; the lights are amplified, sounds making her feel like she's in a large, empty room with walls that simply reflect the sound, and causes her intense headaches. often times, she's down for the count for at least a day after a major battle. 3. alteans have TWO OF EACH MAJOR ORGAN except the heart. which means two stomachs, two sets of lungs, three hearts, and a grand total of 210 bones. their body structure is very similar to that of a humans, aside from the extra bones laying in their vertebrae to give them the ability to change their size. they're mostly leg. the markings of their cheeks do not simply sit there, however, they are more dispersed along the body depending on their bloodline. allura, coming from a royal family, has long tendrils of pink wrapping along her arms, legs, and splotches like waves along her stomach and chest. 4. at a young age, alteans are introduced to the concept of war as something that only the purely evil take part in. a peaceful, diplomatic race isn't enough to keep the planet from succeeding, and so, on the pretense that they will only ever go to war if it was absolutely dire, altean children are taught how to fight almost as soon as they can walk. allura's fighting abilities goes much beyond what we've seen in canon thus far; skilled in almost every known melee weapon, she can easily take zarkon in a fist fight. 5. having been nurtured and taught that war is bad, allura often cries over how many lives she's losing for doing something as blasphemous as this. 6. speaking of blasphemy, the alteans do actually have a god. his name is yurîk, the god of the worlds. a kind and benevolent being, he promotes peace throughout the universe. however, the ancients are guardians of war, having been believed to intentionally set the world on fire, almost kill off the entire species, and flood the planet with tree sap. now supposedly locked away deep underground by yurîk, altea had been safe -- until a much more powerful foe dare cross it's path.