#nospooning

What to say, what to say, what to say...... 🔲 Just not a spooner 🔲 I got an early morning ....honey.... . . 🔲 Hate to see you go 🔲 Lock up on your way out . Husbands just don’t get it .. . #envypillow #pillowtime #personalspace #awkward #nospooning #notagoodsharer #myenvypillow #bestpillow #whatsmineismine #onepillowgirl https://www.instagram.com/p/BrFpJchgfy4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wg2vwjk6x8z4

What to say, what to say what to say...... 🔲 Just not a spooner 🔲 I got an early morning 🔲 Hate to see you go 🔲 Lock up on your way out . Husbands just don’t get it .. . #envypillow #pillowtime #personalspace #awkward #nospooning #notagoodsharer #myenvypillow #bestpillow #whatsmineismine #onepillowgirl https://www.instagram.com/p/BrEUO5PApId/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jmjauervful8

#nospooning

I worked the red eye from LA to Boston and it was impossible to stay awake while everyone else is asleep. Way too much coffee and way too many Biscoff cookies were had in the galley. Anyways, there was a couple. A middle age couple that seemed to be very comfortable on an airplane to the point that they changed into their pajamas. Normally people already comfy clothes on a red eye flight, but not this couple. This couple completed their ENTIRE bedtime routine on the airplane. The couple then proceeded to both lay down on the 2 seat configuration in a spooning position (How they managed to both be laying down in the 2 seats amazes me). So the once the couple made themselves nice and comfortable in their spooning configuration, they were out and snoring and their bare feet were sticking out in the aisle. About 2 hours into the 5 hour flight, I hear a man screaming at the top of his lungs "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" I run out into the aisle and everyone was awake now looking around to make sure everyone was OK and I didn't have a medical on my hands. Turns out, the guys just does that every time he falls asleep...