#noserialkillersallowed

Thanks to my boss for not responding with “That’s what she said!” when I told him his file was so large he’d need to use Dropbox. . Much obliged to my Uber driver for not detouring into the woods to chop me up limb by limb. . A simple, “Way to go, man!” to that post-college ex who stopped stalking me after I made just two calls to the police. . Mad gratitude to the older gentlemen who sat down across from me on the train this morning and didn’t implore me to smile. . Thanks to that one mechanic who didn’t try to gouge me on an oil change just because I have a vagina. . Article by @lizalterman #niceguys #specialguys #treatherright #noserialkillersallowed #yougoguy https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ok84Wgtat/?igshid=z6chx1vg1cwl