#northwolf

Blizzardwolfic/Blizzardwolfgender, or Northwolfic/Northwolfgender, is a xenogender connected to wolves and blizzards, cold temperatures, and/or the northern hemisphere. It feels like being a wolf, cold and lost and alone, in a blinding blizzard at night.

--screeches--

I cannot believe this is a THING--

I am...strangely flattered? Like...y’all enjoy my insanity and Disaster Self and my Wife enough to make a ship name,

I can’t believe this is my life. 

I’ll tag @north-peach so she can share her version of this event, but I met my wife at the library. 

My internet was out, so I had gone down with my plot and story notes to work on one of my fics. I’d taken up an entire table basically, being the disaster that I am, and my wife comes over, looking for the Thesaurus that I’m using, wearing and autobot T-shirt ironically, and when she asks for it, she recognized some of my work.

.........I mean.......I MEAN TO BE FAIR FIRE USUALLY SOLVES MOST PROBLEMS.

(Granted @north-peach would like to inform the world not to let me near a blowtorch after the S’mores Incident)

BABIES. HI, YES. HELLO. @north-peach So we’re parents now?

I can ACTUALLY not kill mint??? I dont know how that works, but the plant edition of cockroaches makes sense. 

We....don’t talk about the Tree.