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Hi
I was wondering if I could leave a request with you.
Could I please request a platonic Simon ghost Riley x male reader where reader joins the 141 for the very first time and ghost being ghost is very skeptical and I trust worthy of him. But over time during a duo mission they become the bestest friends possible like an inseparable duo.
Please and thank you
yes of course! thank you so much for the request and sorry if itâs a bit weird, itâs been a bit since iâve written a platonic relationship for a character with a personality like ghostâsâŚbut i hope you like it either way c: hope youâve been well đ
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Ghost x Male!Reader: The FNGâs Impression
Trigger Warnings: untrusting feelings, is mostly a normal fic
Being the FNG to a new task force was typically always seen as a bad thing. The decisions made on the first mission is the one that makes that lasting impression on the entirety of the squad, so it usually makes them nervous and less rational. But not you. You have always made it out to prove your worth that youâre able to contribute and follow orders as theyâre given. You proved several times that you werenât some rookie who didnât know jackshit with each new squad you worked with as you moved up in your ranks. So once you were assigned to Task Force 141 after Captain Price decided after the Hassan situation and betrayal of the former General, Shepherd, that it was time to beef up the squad a bit more.
Upon arrival at their current location, you made a quick effort to greet everyone before the debriefing. âFuckinâ hellâŚso this is the guy Iâm supposed to be on a duo mission with?â Simon mutters to Kyle as he stares at you. âEasy now, Iâm sure heâll be a good addition to the team.â Kyle says, uncrossing his arms to wave at you as you walk into the tent with Captain Price and Farah. âHe doesn't seem trustworthy, something feels off about him.â Simon says, walking towards the barracks. âYouâre being too judgemental mate! I know when we were working with Graves that suspicion wasnât really there because he was Shepherdâs recommendation, but thatâs all over now.â Kyle says, following behind him.
âDoesnât matter. Someone with an extensive file like his being that chipper ainât exactly a good thing.â Simon says. âThe two of you taking the piss outta the new guy or something?â Johnny asks, sitting up once Simon flicked the lights of the barracks on. âSimonâs just being an old man and complaining about how the new guy doesnât seem trustworthy.â Kyle says, shaking his head. âAye, you think so? I kinda had the same feeling.â Johnny says, scratching his chin. âReally? Surprisingâconsidering thatâs how you were when you joined the team.â Kyle says, causing Johnny to scowl at him. âAway ân bile yer heid.â he says curtly. âWhat?â Kyle asks. âHe said âGo fuck yourself,â Kyle.â Simon says, a soft scoff escaping his lips.
Knowing full well it was a laugh, Johnny just grinned at him. âOh shove it up yours MacTavish. You two are being a little harsh to him and all he said to you was âHello, I canât wait to work with you guys. Letâs be sure to do our best.â Donât you think we should, oh I donât know, not be suspicious?â Kyle says. As he finishes saying that, they all immediately turn and look at the door as it opens and reveals you standing there. âOh! You guys were probably talking about something private, Iâll head out and let you guys keep talking.â you say, freezing up. âNo, no, itâs fine. We had just finished talking. Y/N, right? Nice to finally meet you.â Kyle says.
He walks over to you, that same friendly smile from earlier on his face as his hand extends towards you. âNice to meet you too, Kyle. Hope to do my absolute best on this mission with Simon here.â you say, giving Simon a smile as you shake Kyleâs hand. âCall me Lieutenant. You and I arenât on a first name basis.â Simon says coldly, his eyes narrowed as he glared daggers into you. âAlright Lieutenant. So, uh, is it okay if I can go to sleep here?â you ask. âOf course you can, you donât have to ask us to go to sleep. What time are you two being dropped off?â Kyle asks. âWeâre being dropped at 0600 sharp so Iâm gonna get some rest before 0500 to be ready by then.â you say.
âYouâre a meticulous one, arenât you?â Johnny asks, causing you to look at him. âWell yeah I meanâŚit kinda comes with the field doesnât it? No room for error.â you say. âAnd thatâs what got you to provide good overwatch as a sniper?â Johnny asks again. âOh yeah. Hopefully Iâll be able to be as good as the Lieutenant here. I really canât wait for these next few months working with you all.â you say excitedly. âDonât get too excited. We arenât exactly sure what the two of us are getting into. Can you keep yourself level headed?â Simon asks. âI have a pretty good record for a reason, Lieutenantâmy headâs as level as itâs gonna be.â you say. âAlright, I think Iâm starting to like the new guy now. Welcome to the 141, Y/N.â Johnny says.
Soon enough after a bit more banter, all of you find yourselves getting to bed. Obviously still uneasy, Simon finds himself staying awake just a bit longer to make sure you donât try and do anything whilst the others sleep. Once he sees youâre not thinking of trying anything, he eventually lets himself drift off to sleep until it was time to get up and head out for the mission in the morning. Youâre obviously the first one to get up and ready, so when Simon feels you gently shaking him awake, it causes him to open his eyes out of a slight panic and tightly grip your wrist. âH-Hey! Easy now Lieutenant, youâre gonna break the hand I need!â you whisper yell. Simon then scowls at you through the darkness, letting go of your wrist.
You rub at it to relieve some of the remaining pain and pressure, walking out to the weapons wall to get your assigned sniper rifle and pistol, both of which are already equipped with suppressors. Simon eventually joins you, grabbing a suppressed pistol and automatic rifle. âLetâs do some good work out there, Lieutenant.â you say, giving him a friendly bump on the shoulder before you walk towards the hangar. Simon just groans and follows after you begrudgingly. He was most certainly not looking forward to these next few months with you, especially not the first day of your mission. He felt like you were an annoyance by how friendly you were making yourself out to be and he honestly just wasnât having it.
You didnât talk to him the entire time you waited to be dropped off by Nikolai, wanting to keep yourself calm and collected. Once you were dropped off, Nikolai bid the both of you farewell and wished you luck. âBravo 0-7 and 3-6 this is Watcher-1. How copy?â a womanâs voice, one of which you recognized as C.I.A agent Kate Laswell, asks through the comms. âThis is Bravo 0-7. Weâve landed in the DZ and are ready for infil.â Simon says, making you excited and ramped up for this first mission. âOn your TacMap are all six buildings youâll need to infiltrate to find any and all information thatâll help us get our leads on Makarov. Luckily for you, there arenât many guards patrolling the compoundâmake your way in and use what little darkness you have left to ensure your safety. If youâre compromised youâll need to make your way to the EZ where Nikolai will come and get you.â Laswell says. âUnderstood.â Simon acknowledges.
You make your way to your designated slope that provides overwatch for a good 85% of the area, hunkering down and hoping your ghillie suit ensures youâre well camouflaged. âAlright, C/S. I donât reckon youâll make a good impression on Price and Laswell if you so let me get a scratch by not doing your job. On my signal, youâll take out any and all guards that are surrounding me, got it?â Simon says into the comms. âYes, Lieutenant Ghost. I wonât let a single one come near youâIâll alert you if I see any you canât and take them out before they get to you.â you reassure. âTake out the guards in the North and South outposts. Know how many notches thatâll be?â Simon asks, questioning your ability and knowledge. âThree and a half notches for both. Iâm taking the shots now.â you say. Holding your breath to keep your aim steady, you first take your shot at the guard stationed south before taking out the one up north.
Mildly impressed by this, Simon takes note of your clear ability to follow orders and prove your intelligence. âIâm moving to building Alpha. Do you see any guards I should be aware of?â he asks. âNegative, youâre clear to move in.â you say. You keep your eye on Simon, watching him scale the building through the windows. âSee anything in there Lieutenant?â you ask softly. âNegative. Is there anyone coming near Alpha, Sergeant?â Simon asks. âNot a thing, youâre clear to move out now.â you reassure. This then goes on for the rest of the morning, with you both having to take extra precautions now that the sun has come up.
At this point, Simonâs become impressed by you, but now he thinks youâre being a bit of a kiss-ass. âIs this really how you act all the time?â he asks rudely as you wait at the EZ for Nikolai to arrive. âItâs how I am with people I havenât worked or met with yetâlike you guys. Once Iâm closer to people is when I start to kind of act like a dick.â you say. âThat right?â Simon asks, shaking his head. âWhat, donât believe me?â you ask, crossing your arms as you sling your sniper on your shoulder. âNot at all. I better see that exact behavior then the further along you and I keep going on these missions.â Simon says. You grin at him, crossing your arms against your chest. âI think youâre warming up to me, Lieutenant Ghost.â you say cheekily. âAnd I think I should kick you in the ass so hard you feel my boot in your throat.â Simon says just as cheekily through his normally gruff voice.
After this, the months would come to pass more and more as you got closer to getting a proper lead on Makarov. The both of you were forced to go radio silent together, as there was a risk that the whole operation would be compromised. This left you less monitored during subsequent missions and youâd come to prove that you were more than capable of saving Simonâs ass because thatâs all you did. Sure, heâs saved yours a couple of times, however it was mostly you making sure he didnât so much as get a single scratch on him. Youâd also, in turn, begun to treat him like you said you would; a complete dick. Simon liked that, as he figured that it suited you a lot more than trying to be some kiss-ass.
âGhost, C/S, good to see you lads again.â Price says as the two of you finally walk onto the base of operations they were using. âGood to see you too, Captain. We got a proper lead on Makarov now,â you say as you hand over a manila folder containing all the information regarding the information you and Simon spent months getting. âSo, how was he?â Price asks, looking at Simon after scanning the contents of the folder for a bit. âIâd say heâs a right good fellow. Perfect fit for the 141.â Simon says, making you content. âAnd how was it with Simon?â Price asks you this time. âAll I can say is that the old dogâs got some soft spots in him. Couple blind spots too, think he needs to get his eyes checked.â you joke, making Simon elbow you in the ribs. âEasy now, pup, I reckon I can still kick your ass.â he says.
âSimon! Y/N! How the hell did you guys find where we were? The two of you went radio silent on us.â Kyle says, going and shaking your hand. âAh, we just followed the North Star and managed to find you guys.â you say sarcastically. âHaha, very funny Y/N,â Kyle says, rolling his eyes as a smile crosses his face. âHas he taken a liking to you yet? It took him a bit to take a liking to Johnny and I.â he asks. âOh yeah. Surely enough Iâll get him to be completely smitten.â you say, playfully nudging at Simon. âYouâre not my type.â he says, crossing his arms. You could tell heâs smiling a little behind his balaclava, and it makes you glad to have gained his trust. âWell then, mIâll be putting the two of you on more missions together.â Price says, nodding at you both before walking away.
Kyle follows after him, leaving you and Simon alone. âHonestly I canât fathom the thought of you taking a liking to me. Iâm pretty sure you donât even have a heart.â you say, starting to walk away from Simon. âOh I have a heart all right, I just keep it frozen and locked in a box.â Simon says as he follows after you. âSounds like something out of those freak shows they show on tv.â you say, laughing a bit. âCareful, that might just be you someday.â Simon jokes. âWhatâs that supposed to mean, Lt.?â you ask, no longer walking. Simon simply goes quiet and keeps walking once you stop walking. âHey! What the hellâs that supposed to mean?!â you exclaim.
Fic that starts "In three and a half months, Bayveiw Biddle will have to close its doors for three weeks beacuse of the scorched-earth, nuclear fallout consequences of the domino affect started by an individual by the name of Cody Jones. This is a documentary of the events leading up to this closure, why walkie-talkies are no longer allowed at school, and why a sinkhole opened in the biddle of town square at 00:15 am on September 27th. Veiwer discresion is advised."
"THREE MONTHS BEFORE THE INCIDENT"
"5:55 pm"
"Come back to bed."
Hey Navy! Thank you for the request/inspiration! I decided to situate this in the Normal universe, cause I love that fic, and Steve being all cute and domestic for once. So hereâs Steve and Reader waking up together. Also this is another classic case of: "Shit, this was meant to be a drabble!"Â People probably don't have to have read Normal to understand this cause it's not a huge impact on the story, but here's a link anyway.
Decided to call this little fic Early Morning, aka: Reader realises how much she loves waking up beside Steve Kemp.
I havenât drawn anything for this fic in a HOT minute, but because Iâm revisiting it I wanted to doodle these two for some pandemic era nostalgia <3

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I'm not the anon from last night, so i hope it's okay to say, but I really liked the fic you posted
I will use the same format as anon 1 to request a sequel
i loved the second part! Glad Normal found someone to make him happy, though I do wish Max hadn't been as annoying in her cameo. It was in character, and I loved it for the fact that it made me dislike her more, but she's just. so annoying lol. I agree with first anon; any chance of a sequel? (puppy-dog-eyes ensure) Alec's my fave!!!
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Iâm glad you liked it! Iâll be posting part two on the original anonâs response so keep an eye out for it there!
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Its not that I hate electroprez as a concept I just think its so fucking funny and nothing made in earnest will be even 1/10th as hilarious as "Isaac has a crush on Cody and Cody fucking hates him but dates him to give his normalsona lore"
Max: Isaac do not date cody he is insane
Isaac: what... cody is so nice to me đ
Max: no he isnt he literally tripped you and then pretended to help you up to drop you again
Max: he is like the Joker he thrives off negativity
Isaac: I dunno...
Isaac: he seems pretty nice to me besides hes so beautiful how could someone so beautiful be mean đ
Max: he was literally cackling like a witch to himself last night rubbing his hands together i saw him it was like a childrens film lightning was flashing and he had something boiling in a pot and everything i think hes going to fucking kill you
Isaac: stop being so negative
Max: you are the reason scammers make money