#noponis

Okay, so

Egil would focus all his attention on fighting it because it's directly attacking the Mechonis. While he's distracted, the Shulk Squad takes him out, Zanza yeets off his shell of a host, and re-possesses the Bionis. Unfortunately, he can't even defeat the Mechonis himself because the Noponis did that.

Honestly, the only reason why Zanza would be trying to remake the world is because of the Noponis' sheer existence. Now aside from the obvious reason--that It's blocking the sun and he can't get a good tan--, Zanza feels competition. He has to prove that he's superior because he has an ego the size of a watermelon.

And the only reason why he fails to defeat the Noponis is because the Shulk Squad sans Shulk distracts him.

Shulk being revived and the world on the cusp of greatness with the rise of the Noponis, Shulk decides to do the sensible thing.

It's the energy of Riki's household, but amplified by 3,524,370. That number was calculated by Shulk when he was bored once in Frontier Village. While Reyn was off on an unofficial date with Sharla, Melia and Riki were busy speaking to Chief Dunga, and Dunban was "taking in the sights" and musing to himself with the wind ruffling his hair, Shulk was busy learning about dentistry from Medi. Once Medi broached the topic of cleaning Shulk's teeth, however, Shulk took evasive action and spoke to Oka while the littlepons were all asleep.

Wait, like, a pyramid standing on its point? o-o

Could they do the Defense Force’s reverse pyramid workout routine? Yeah, sure, of course.