This morning I invented a game called “Fruit Ping Pong: Gravity Edition” using a fruit stand, a powerful sneeze, and the early sun blinding me at just the wrong moment. Now everyone on the Brooklyn Bridge thinks I’m either a magician or part of a new vitamin-powered uprising. Honestly? I’m not even sure anymore.

Also I may have just become legally responsible for four airborne mango chunks and a runaway grape.

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@BridgeBanter: I saw this happen and honestly thought it was a TikTok stunt. Kid’s reflexes are elite.

MaribelQ: That flying cantaloupe cube changed the course of my morning jog. Respect.