I may some day use the term “dicklips”, as I am frequently tempted to do so, so I want to preemptively make it quite clear what I mean by that.
I’m not using it to disparage those who engage in oral sex, because giving the occasional blowjob, regardless of your sexuality, is nothing to be ashamed of. Therefore, it would not be insulting to point out that they suck wangs.
Instead, what I mean by “dicklips” is that I’m unconsciously imagining that the person in question has dicks where their lips should be, and so every time they talk, all I can hear is the sound of two dicks slapping together. And that sound is incredibly distracting, to the point where anything else that person saying is drowned out.
It’s more or less my vulgar way of indicating that whatever the person is saying is not worth listening to.
