Nov 24, 2024
While u may think they spout bullshite! about ādrinking one glass of water between each alcoholic beverageā because āwonāt I feel less sloshed by the nightās end?ā never ye fear ye shall feel fuckin wheelie binned, positively false nailed, toatally body yogurted, firmly wardrobed, certainly pillowcased, conclusively Poiroted, plain Garfielded, assuredly tea lighted, simply plastic bagged, emphatically bedside tabled, utterly Eeyored, indubitably oscillating fanned
#will update in the morn if this actually helps the hangover tho#no but rly genuinely when I see this advice Iām like āehā coz Yknow letās get fuckeedddddd#but like. bro. I am snozzcumbered#with a fun lil diluted juice in between each drank#ALSO#grew up thinking it was ādilutenā juice#then learnt what dilution was#and went#oh#diluted#oh fuck me learnt or learned#thank god thought it was a lay lie thing but itās just US American vs Englishā¦ uh English?#wait#yeah lay and lie was what I meant. that shit confusing#transitive vs intransitive?????#yeah Iām gonna need to be a lot more sober for this oneā¦. again#huh so I think I proved my point#wait no I was so right tho coz diluten does sound like dilution but then why did adults saying diluted juice sound like diluten juice#they were NOT saying dilution juice right?#RIGHT?!#robinsonās my beloved#HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS A SQUASH#nonononononono waitwaitwaitwaitwait#itās not diluted juice EITHER?!#itās dilutING juice?!?!?!?!?#well hey that makes diluten make more sense#but also. why?#why#bro. why did I think diluten. why did that make more sense to me than diluting?#and why did I not realise. when I found out what DILUTING was
