#nonnie-relatable

AYYY so i got a request for a follow forever so here ya go

pretty much all the relatables (except for nonnie because I want to scream at her so she gets her own place on the list sorry), you can find a list on Eren’s bloog here

Now the List

People I talk to:

Marshy I haven’t exactly talked to you a whole lot but from the conversations we’ve had I can tell you’re just amazing. I should get on skype more often so we can get to know each other better, but TIME I HAVE NO TIME  *quiet sobbing*. But hey we laughed at a gay porn gif and criticized the wearing of socks during intercourse so idk man, but you’re pretty hella. Well bang okay(also if you’re reading this and you don’t follow this amazing person you should totes do so and tell him how cute he is because he’s hella cute. seriously, don’t miss out on the cute.)

Chase YOYOYO IRL FRIEND AYY. I could easily say you’re my best friend. You know pretty much everything about me and you’re there for me anytime I need you. Plus you introduce me to all the cool things like Hannibal, American Horror Story, etc. idk I guess i don’t have a whole lot to really tell you on this, but I love you lets bang

lesbian lover YO NONNIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH BUT I DO. I am mad at you rn though because you get to sing the les mis melody in your choir and THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN IT I WANNA SING THAT LET ME SING THAT *SOBS*. We’ll bang though okay

Senpai *jumbled sputtering of words in failed effort to describe just how amazing you are* I love you.

Kouhai I love you as well, omg do I love you.

Colin Ya noob

People I will just never unfollow because hella

Lilac - You’re cool.

Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype

if u move to germany tell the germans jokes about america’s freedom and american hot dog penises

I will try that yes thank you friend.